Svelte and compact, the cat’s body reaches a crescendo in the head region, bursting forth with the long hair it was destined to grow. (Bonus points if the tip of the tail also resembles a sad, sad explosion.)
That little smile! The almost gravity-defying poof at the top of the neck! It’s like an adorable creature has mated with a palm tree, and this is the glorious result. Also, it’s pretty pathetic, in an endearing way.
8. The is-he-actually-a-member-of-the-Fleet-Foxes-with-that-magnificent-beard:
This is a freshly shaven baby alpaca frolicking through a field of dandelions. This is the most acceptable form of shaved animal there is. Frolic on, baby alpaca. Feel the wind on your liberated body, and roam free.