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13 Types Of Shaved Animals

The weather's heating up and the fur is coming off, along with some inevitable loss of dignity.

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1. The squeezed tube of toothpaste:

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Svelte and compact, the cat's body reaches a crescendo in the head region, bursting forth with the long hair it was destined to grow. (Bonus points if the tip of the tail also resembles a sad, sad explosion.)

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We're not saying this dog would be better off embarrassed, but it's that sweet ignorance that leaves us envious, recalling the terrible haircuts of our youth that we wished we could just forget about.

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7. The saddest/cutest little llama:

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That little smile! The almost gravity-defying poof at the top of the neck! It's like an adorable creature has mated with a palm tree, and this is the glorious result. Also, it's pretty pathetic, in an endearing way.

8. The is-he-actually-a-member-of-the-Fleet-Foxes-with-that-magnificent-beard:

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No, but really. This guy needs to be in an indie band, stat. There's no way this beard should go unexploited for the good of all.

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9. The guinea pig/hippo/guinea pig:

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Sure, you could stay cool about this, or you could imagine setting up four guinea pigs in a circle and then making them battle for little white balls like they're Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

12. And finally.... the transformer poodle:

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No stranger to unfortunate shaving patterns, these poodles have been changed into something else entirely. Here we have the zombie poodle... the zomboodle, if you will.

13. THE END.

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This is a freshly shaven baby alpaca frolicking through a field of dandelions. This is the most acceptable form of shaved animal there is. Frolic on, baby alpaca. Feel the wind on your liberated body, and roam free.

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