Animals·Posted on Oct 31, 2013There's A Good Chance Bacon The Cat Is Your New HeroAnd/or benevolent leader. All hail Bacon!by Megan McCormickBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink This is Bacon. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He's judging you. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Not because he's mean or anything... View this photo on Instagram instagram.com ...but because he's so much better than you. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He knows what's important in life, and often demands outside excursions to commune with nature. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Or an all-chocolate dinner feast. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He's well aware that he's super good looking. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com And is comfortable admitting that he's basically God's gift to anyone with eyes lucky enough to gaze upon him. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He's also a courageous and fierce hunter. Just look at the vicious squirrel he has slain and delivered to you! View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He's super stealthy, too. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com With a little sleight of hand, Bacon can make anything his. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com But with a face like this, you're likely to give him anything he wants anyway. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com See, Bacon has poise. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He has style. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He has a smile that will make you melt. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com And he can be downright intimidating when he wants to be. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He's not above looking a little goofy for the sake of a laugh, though View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Just not TOO goofy, obviously. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He has a reputation to uphold, after all. It's tough work being this sophisticated all the time! View this photo on Instagram instagram.com See, even cats as naturally fabulous as Bacon get a bit overwhelmed sometimes. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Key word: sometimes. And definitely not for long. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Because if there's one thing Bacon's good at, it's being fabulous. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com So at this point you've probably realized that Bacon is everything you want to be in life, right? View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Just remember to be yourself and follow your dreams. Oh, and you should never forget that no matter what you do, Bacon will be better than you. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Sorry, it's just the truth! View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Bye!