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Which Vodka Villa Gal Are You?

From the ladies that brought you 2 hour long Lenny dinners and far too many snapchat stories per capita, the question that's been keeping you up at night is finally ready to be answered. Who will it be? Take the test and allow the stars to align. We wish we could guarantee you won't be disappointed but that's just not realistic.

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  1. What's your drink of choice?

    Quench that thirst baby.

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    Beer.
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    Grey Goose.
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    A Pornstar.
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    Anything mixed with an energy drink.
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    Rum and Coke.
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    Wine.
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    Black coffee.
  2. Favourite pre song?

    Nothin quite like a bunch of white girls trying to rap at full volume in a res room at 9pm on a Friday.

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    Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
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    London Bridge by Fergie
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    Anything by 3OH!3
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    Yeah! by Usher
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    All Night by Chance the Rapper
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    Jordan Belfort by Wes Walker
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    Caroline by Amine
  3. What's your go-to look?

    "Dress like you're going to meet your ex-boyfriend." - God, probably

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    Cargo pants and a baggy t-shirt.
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    Anything that says Smith School of Business.
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    A Patagonia vest.
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    Anything and everything cheetah print.
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    A high quality turtle neck.
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    Sweats on sweats.
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    A baseball cap.
  4. Your bff gets punched by some drunk fuck at the club. What do you do?

    First of all, who the fuck does this? Second of all, fuck that guy. Third of all, who the fuck does this?

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    Cry and get as far away as possible as fast as possible.
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    Scream, make noise, yell, make unintelligible noises, etc.
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    Beat the absolute fuck out of him.
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    Come out of the bathroom 20 minutes later, completely unaware of what happened.
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    Stay calm and make sure they're okay.
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    Run back and forth between the friend and the fight, trying to fix both problems at once.
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    Call the cops.
  5. What res are you?

    Since we can't ALL be the palace that is Morris Hall, it's time to do what most of us will do for the rest of our lives. Settle, that is.

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    Harkness
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    Leggett
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    Brant
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    Vic
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    McNeill
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    West
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    JDUC
  6. What are the words that get you through the day?

    Amen.

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    Adapt and overcome.
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    When in doubt, call your mom.
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    Why make sense when you can make dollars?
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    You win some, you lose some.
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    Go with the flow.
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    Good things come in small packages.
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    Aim high, get low.
  7. You've been boozing for 5 hours strong and you finally decide to call it a night. How do you end the night off?

    It's a guarantee you took more than a few L's tonight. Time to try and salvage any sense of dignity you had before the night started.

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    Put on a groutfit and watch a movie.
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    Can't stop, won't stop. Rally all night.
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    5 hours? You've already been home for 4.
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    Chug your nalgene and crash.
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    Dabble with your good friend Mary.
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    Go home with a ting.
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    Order pizza and share with no one.
  8. After a long, hard week of attending less than 50% of your classes, where are you headed on a Saturday night?

    With a nightlife that rivals that of New York City and Tokyo, downtown Kingston offers up nothing but the best to its variety of underage binge drinkers.

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    Ale (and not Canteen).
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    An intimate gathering with friends.
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    The Spot.
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    Anywhere you can get in, to be honest.
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    The Underground.
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    The Brooklyn.
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    The Brass.
  9. You're at the club. You're stage 5 creepin. Which mans you takin home tonight?

    The answers to this question are idealistic and not entirely accurate reflections of reality. A girl can dream.

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  10. What's your ideal Loco meal?

    The homeland of the freshman 15, Location 21 is a god amongst mere mortals in the Queen's cafeteria scene. But then again, what's a god to a non-believer? #fucklocoitsalazyting

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    Garden burger.
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    3 eggs sunny side up, dry toast, black coffee, and cookies.
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    Orange vitamin water.
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    Gummies.
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    Home fries.
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    Grilled chicken.
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    PB&J.
  11. What Bath & Body Works scent are you?

    We only ask the important questions.

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    White Sand Beaches
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    Pure White Cotton
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    Fireside
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    Orange Ginger
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    Vanilla Bean
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    Georgia Peach
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    Island Margarita
  12. If you were a party theme, what would you be?

    Don't even deny that themed parties are the best parties. Wait, you're not an 18 year old white girl? Okay, never mind.

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    Welcome to the jungle #rawr
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    Office hoes and ceos.
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    Guys in ties, girls in pearls.
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    Margaritaville.
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    Drop it like it's yacht.
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    Mathletes and athletes.
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    It's the fucking catalina wine mixer!
  13. You see your ex that cheated on you at the club on a Friday night out. What's your next move?

    Fuck that bitch.

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    What's an ex?
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    Drop it low with another guy right in front of them.
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    Cry and head home for the night.
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    Serve them dirty looks all night then destroy them with a savage one-liner.
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    Act like nothing happened.
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    Confront him and tell him to GTFO. Can't let a scrub ruin your night!
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    Hook up with someone else to make them jealous.
  14. And finally, what mo 3 guy do you identify most with?

    Even if you don't know who these people are, just pick what feels right.

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    Preppy and studious Ben.
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    Political and stubborn Cardy.
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    Serious and down-to-earth Ethan.
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    Small but loud Matteo.
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    Naive and carefree Josh.
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    Goofy and reckless Mike.
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    Friendly yet opinionated Felix.
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    Gentle giant Marcus.
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    Perfect Liam.
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    Innocent and kind Cam.
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    Etch (he's our don).
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    Rough and tough Sam.
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    Hunky and happy Aaron.
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    Handsome and mysterious Max.
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