1. First and foremost, make it clear that you mean business.
2. Move in furniture as soon as possible.
3. Bring your TV so you can watch the other games while preparing for yours.
4. Get identical uniforms for your entire group.
5. Play jumbo-sized board games to let off some competitive steam.
6. Ditch that clumpy face paint and upgrade to a flashy airbrush.
7. If you can fit a portable pool, obviously bring a portable pool.
8. Protect your territory with an inflatable football player.
9. Invest in a tent that's big enough for an entire team huddle.
10. And if your tent tilts, anchor it down in style.
11. If the pregame show is taping nearby and they bring the championship trophy... try to kiss it.
12. And most importantly, be prepared to tailgate anytime, anywhere.
Be wary, however. If your tailgate is that awesome, hungry superfans like this might show up looking for McDonald's® Mighty Wings®.
