1.
You have a moment of silence before you start using a new container:
2.
You're only happy if there is balm on your lips:
3.
If it's not in its designated pocket, you have a complete nervous breakdown:
4.
And if you can't seem to locate it, you just want to call it a day:
5.
You have nightmares that your brand will discontinue your favorite flavor balm:
6.
You're overly friendly with people you've just met so you have an excuse to re-apply:
7.
You stare down the girls in the makeup aisle who are there to get gloss:
8.
You feel superior to anyone who doesn't know they have lipstick on their teeth:
9.
If the packaging isn’t cute, it’s not worth your time:
10.
And you certainly don't share:
Soothe, smooth, and pucker up all winter long with New Maybelline Dr. Rescue Medicated Lip Balm #drrescueme
