Sing-Alongs and Games!SleepingEatings SnacksTelling StoriesListening to NPRRolling A Joint in the BackReblogging Angsty Photos on TumblrSticking your head out the window
That everyone makes fun of my birkenstocksNo one lets me have the aux chord!No one likes my stories!Everything!These Damn Dumb Drivers!Being Tired!No One Wants to Sing With MeNothing :)
Anything Bright and TackyTie-Dye!Whatever goes with my caprisAnything with 'Nike' on itBlack :(IDK What is color?Nothing bc my eyes are closedWhatever color my Hawaiian shirt of the day is
Love spending time with the family!Stressed :/Mad at my parents for making me comeToo tired to careLoving a chance to pack my fanny pack!I don't know, what even are feelings?I just go with the flowI just follow the smells!
I guess I might see some hot chicksMy parents made meI don't know, I just want to sleepWe need some serious family bonding!I just do what my wife saysI love teaching things to my grandkids!I just follow the foodGotta wear the birks out in public too!
70's disco/popReggaeRapClassic RockIndie/AlternativeNPR Smooth JazDog soundsAnything played on a grammaphone
Whatever I was wearing last nightI don't wear clothesTie-dye, Cargo shorts and BIRKENSTOCKS!Some comfortable walking shoesSomething cute, but probably blackA 'blouse' and khaki caprisAll Nike (maybe adidas)Fashionable but fashionable 20 years ago
Stalking my daughters Facebook to make sure she's staying out of troubleReading liberal news pagesReading the NewsTumblrTexting my friends about how tired I amSnapchatting too muchCommenting on everything I see on FacebookSniffing around for fallen crumbs
If these damn drivers learn how to drive!Of course! Wouldn't miss it!I guess, If I'm not too tiredWill there be cute girls?I'll be there with snacks!Absobarkely!The music won't be as good as mine, but I guess...Yes! I love people and music!
Pitches Be (Road) Trippin': The Family Vacation Edition
You got the Angsty Teenager! You're going through some tough teenage times learning about the real world and spending a lot of time on tumblr. You're always fighting for the aux chord and arguing that you're music taste is better. 'No one cares about who listened to them first!!'
This Grandpa will welcome one and all to his little family. He enjoys the good green and he's got a little (or big) stash with him at all times! The only time he's not chill is when you criticize his birkenstocks because then he'll have to kill you.
This mom just wants everyone to just get along and love each other. She's always singing and really just never shuts her pie hole, but her intentions are always good. You can always go to her for a little pick me up and a great hug!
Honestly, this family dog is just here for a good time and to be able to eat any food that falls anywhere. Doggo is just here to create fun memories and smell new smells!
You're ready with the snacks, with the band-aids, the tylenol, ibuprofen and the antacids and the barf bags as well as anything else anyone may ever need ever. But you can't get to the trail mix without a 'fun', reminiscent story from good ol' gramma!
You don't know why you're here, if you had any say you would be at home, still in bed. You're normal wake up time is around 4 in the afternoon and when anyone ever asks you how you're doing, you're go to answer is 'tired'. All you want is everyone to shut up so you can take a nap, is that too much to ask for?
You're pretty chill 90% of the time and just want to listen to the news, but when it comes to stupid drivers, you just lose your cool! I mean who decided to give them a goddamn license? Was their DMV test proctor blind or just plain stupid? Don't you know it's RUDE to cut people off? Or did your mother never teach you any manners?!
You're body is changing and you're going through formative years of your life. But that doesn't stop you from being a little shit! You love making fun of everyone and making inappropriate jokes at all times. People have accepted you for who you are, but little did they know that with time, you just get a whole lot worse.