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What Jewish Folk Archetype Are You?

Schlemiel or Schlimazel? Laverne and Shirley would love this quiz.

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  1. How do you wake up in the morning?

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    You wake up 5 minutes before your alarm
    Via Dreamatico
    You wake up 5 minutes before your alarm
    Via Dreamatico
    You dream of sirens going off and wake up to realize you slept through your alarm three times
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    You dream of sirens going off and wake up to realize you slept through your alarm three times
    Via YouTube
  2. On your way to work you...

    LinkedIn
    Accidentally run a red light
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    Accidentally run a red light
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    Get cut off by someone running a red light
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    Get cut off by someone running a red light
    Via Google
  3. What’s the worst part about airports?

    Google
    Accidentally leaving liquids in your carry-on
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    Accidentally leaving liquids in your carry-on
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    Being held up at TSA because the person in front of you wasn’t prepared
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    Being held up at TSA because the person in front of you wasn’t prepared
    Via The Atlantic
  4. When you microwave food...

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    You burn your mouth on the first bite but it's frozen in the middle
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    You burn your mouth on the first bite but it's frozen in the middle
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    You accidentally warm up food that's in a foil container
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    You accidentally warm up food that's in a foil container
    Via Circle Foods
  5. Who causes all of your problems?

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    You
    Via Google
    You
    Via Google
    Everyone Around You
    Via Google
    Everyone Around You
    Via Google

What Jewish Folk Archetype Are You?

You got: Schlemiel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup, schlimazel is the one on whom it always lands. A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always butters his toast on both sides. Learn more about Jewish folk tales at Hillel SV's Jewish Stories by the Campfire Event! October 27 @7pm, Hillel of Silicon Valley

Schlemiel
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You got: Schlimazel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup, schlimazel is the one on whom it always lands. A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always butters his toast on both sides. Learn more about Jewish folk tales at Hillel SV's Jewish Stories by the Campfire Event! October 27 @7pm, Hillel of Silicon Valley

Schlimazel
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