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1. "If we can't make babies, I don't know how we're gonna live."
2. "The vodka flows like rivers..."
3. "You be dead like a hoe. Where my money? ... Aight."
4. "Now the hoe is dead... but we all alive. It's like dessiny... or somethin."
5. "My ma said if I came on this show I could get my eyes straightened out."
6. "Last time I smelled semen was with my cousin."
7. "HOLY SHIT."
8. "Me llamo La Punta. VIVA LA MÉXICO."
9. "Whatever happened in the bed with the D and the V... it's all good, baby!"
10. "OH GOD! BRISTLES MEAN I'M PREGNANT!"
11. "La Punta, is that your semen or is that a fire?"
12. "I didn't know how good it felt to have your finger inside a belly button until that little child!"
13. "I'm drunk as fuck. I need some D... or V."
14. "Can't we get some privacy up in here?"
15. "I'll get her butt."
16. "80-year-old penis has quite a bit of spunk!"
17. "If there's one left to have the insemination of the Malfoy seed, the sperm must go up their clitoris and into the Fallopian tube."
18. Rita: How long is your penis? Harry: I don't think I'll be answering that question. Rita: So... below average?
19. Voldemort: I'm coming for you Harry. Harry: You're coming quite slow.
20. "We need to go talk to LORDE! Not THE Lord."
21. "Lil Ray Ray, I can see your willy from here!"
22. "I had to take all them condoms off my dick!"
23. "No, that's my masturbation face!"
24. "Guys... I think my water just broke."
25. "Wait a minute... what about dem chickenshit tho?" *COLLECTIVE GASP*
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