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    14 'Golden Girls' Quotes To Help You Get Through Valentine's Day

    Whether you're happily single, ready to mingle, or cutely coupled, these 14 quotes will help perk up a slow Valentine’s Day better than a visit to a sperm bank!

    When your ex tries to woo you back on Valentine's Day...

    When you get pulled over on Valentine's Day, but you don't see a ring on the cop's finger...

    When you're not seeing anyone and your friend won't stop talking about her romantic prospects...

    When you pre-game too hard with your Galentines dates and then no one can drive to the Applebee's...

    When you have no plans at all and you're getting those "poor you" eyes from your married co-worker...

    When you get all dolled up and then your date cancels...

    When you practice *really* safe sex...

    When you see your office crush at the Keurig machine and casually talk up your good qualities...

    When you're just not in the damn mood...

    When you have a significant other and realize how wonderful they are...

    When your kid ruins everything...

    When you help revamp your single friend's online dating profile and they're not happy with your suggestions...

    When you're three drinks in and just want them to shut up...

    When you realize there are things much worse than being alone on Valentine's Day...