What's Inside The Tiny Little Present Being Passed Around Washington?

It's the biggest mystery of 2017 - and it isn't whether Trump colluded with the Russians - no, we're talking about the tiny little present that keeps popping up around Washington D.C. Senators have it, congressman have it, Sean Spicer has it. We have so many questions: Is there more than one tiny little present? Who gets to open the tiny little present? Is it a game? And most importantly, what's inside the tiny little present?

Ted Cruz has the tiny little present.

Is there candy inside?

Chuck Schumer has the tiny little present.

Is it someone's eye?

Kellyanne Conway has the tiny little present.

Is it another, smaller present?

Nancy Pelosi has a tiny little present.

Is it ham?

Sean Spicer has the tiny little present.

Is it an Applebees gift card?

What do YOU think is inside the tiny little present? Tell us below in the comments!