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The Trojan Women: a timely masterpiece being performed by Birmingham-Southern College April 27th-30th. Get your tickets at www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

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You're strong and powerful. You have the nerve to take on the King of Greece while your sons, daughters, and husband are all dead. You go, girl. #slay.  
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Hecuba

You're an asshole. You just have to be the bearer of bad news like legit ALL THE TIME. You're kind of frustrating.
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Talthybius

You're egotistical and extra. You have the personality of a bratty 5-year-old because you didn't get your way for like the first time, ever. Suck it up, Poseidon.
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Poseidon

You're a dominatrix, but a virgin. You know how to make the other side of the war crawl back to help you. You're a conniving little brat.
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Athena

You're like, the biggest ass of them all. You started a war over a woman. Big deal. This was ancient Greece. If you're that butthurt that a man stole your wife, move on and marry someone else.
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Menelaos

You're gorgeous. You're perfect. You look like Linda Evangelista. But like, you had to be the reason this damn war is happening. C'mon Helen.
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Helen

You're crazy. But like only because you literally know everything. You try to tell everyone what's gonna happen, but they're like, "nah, you're crazy." 
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Cassandra

You're sad. You make terrible decisions about sandwiches, and you mourn too heavily. Get a grip on reality, girl. #resist
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

Andromache

You're perfect. You're everything good about life. You show everyone how to live their life correctly. You are the true star of the show that is your life.
The Trojan Women, April 27th-30th. www.bsc.edu/academics/theatre/productions.cfm

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