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is this how you trigger article 50
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Remember: at law, the Article 50 notification has to be written on the side of a cow, catapulted over English Channel. 'fetchez la vache'
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Somewhere in Portland or Austin some guy with a beard has just started a band called Article 50.
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Theresa May to trigger Article 50 by March 2017.
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Best bit of Theresa May's interview: the guy at the back. I think it's George Osborne. #marr
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A public appeal
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Every time you think Theresa May’s a safe pair of hands who knows what she’s doing, remember she appointed Boris Johnson and Liam Fox.
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Premise of #CPC16 seems to be: a kind of Rapture happened, and only people who had bought the exact same suit were saved. And like 5 women
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The two people whose Starbucks offers were shouted out before mine were called Giles and Ollie. Welcome to Tory conference.
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Top trolling, Tory Conference fringe guide.
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[Tory conference planning] "Guys, look, we can't continue saying Brexit means Brexit, people are taking the piss" "… https://t.co/Bbhd78a7Vx
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A genuine fringe event happening at the Tory conference today.
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Young suited Tories are harvesting potatoes in virtual reality, sponsored by McDonalds #CPC16
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When you've got a boiler to fix at 2 but you're singing Maggie May at 2.30
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Boris Johnson, the Foreign Secretary, just described Africa as "a country" #CPC16
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It seems a junior doctor may have got their hands on a photographer's pass for the Tory Conference...
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"We must make breakfast ... brexit a success"
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Just been promoted from Professor of Economics to UK Brexit bargaining chip. I love this place. https://t.co/oIoov3hLaO
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10/10 would watch a show of them fighting crime together
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"There is an artist in all of us" - Jeremy Corbyn
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Jeremy Corbyn, stirring a huge pan of jam, staring straight ahead, teeth gritted, as the phone rings endlessly.
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She's not wrong. #CPC16