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These past few months have been tough! Find out which version of your favourite lil man you are!

Which Matthew Conacher Are You?

Your hair is getting VERY long. Your mother texts you "please cut your hair". Which style do you decide to pursue?

You check your bank account to find an outstanding balance on your credit card of $1132. Your credit limit is $1000. What do you do?

You somehow landed a Skype interview for a "finance internship" position with the most iconic consumer packaged goods company in the world. You know nothing about finance and during the interview you are asked to calculate Return on Investment (ROI) for a

It is Friday at 7:00pm and you have survived a week of note taking for the deaf, fifteen hours of class, two shifts at Shoppers Drug Mart, and like twenty hours of extra-curricular involvement. What are you Friday night plans?

What if your favourite Matthew Conacher Extra-Curricular Involvement?

You realize you only own 2 pairs of pants. What do you do?

You forgot to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You need to eat something. What do you reach for?

You may not know the principles of BEDMAS but that hasn't stopped you from making it to the final round of interviews for "finance intern" with the most iconic consumer packaged goods company on the planet. Counting money is easy when have none!! #shmoney You value friendship, pretending you know what finance is, and taking headshots in the literal science building : ( !!

FIMSSC VP Finance Matthew Conacher

The vegan community might hate you but who even cares what they think. By sharing your post into 600,000 Facebook groups you were able to win bagels for a year from the Spoke (too bad you went Paleo as a meme and forgot bagels were a carb). You are hated by many and have been accused of buying likes on your post (too bad I have 13 cents in my bank account and can't afford hydro let alone the purchase of likes) ps. can you even buy likes on Facebook I thought that was an Instagram thing :( You like free bagels but accidentally only go 4 times per semester!

Spoke Bagel Winner Matthew Conacher

Halloween 2018 is going to be one for the books. You value the positive impact that humanitarian and social justice activist Pitbull has made for the environment and music but cannot wear the same costume two years in a row. With that (and wanting to avoid cultural appropriation) Matthew (you) will be going trick-or-treating as "Jordan Peterson". (If you don't know who he is please pick up a newspaper like once in your life ....)

Spooky Matthew Conacher

Take it easy there bud! Maybe don't consume four bottles of champagne. Make sure you stick to La Croix and San Pellegrino if you want to live to see next summer. You like trying to appropriate frat culture into your everyday life and are not doing a good job of doing so. Good try.

Frat Boy Matthew Conacher

You were somehow able to get interviews with like 485 of the 500 Fortune 500 companies you applied to but couldn't land an offer : ( You aren't trash but you're not not trash (you feel?). You enjoy applying to fake companies by accident on Indeed and adding anyone with the title "recruiter" on LinkedIn. Your time will come but hopefully before Summer 2019......

Unemployed Matthew Conacher (so like normal Matthew Conacher)

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