Celebrity·Posted on Jul 1, 201333 Things Only Chef Gordon Ramsay Can Get Away WithEverything is raw and you're a huge disappointment.by Matt BellassaiBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Telling aspiring chefs that their food looks like a raw, disgusting bison's penis and that it's nasty and raw. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Screaming his face off literally every five minutes. 3. But also looking adorable and innocent with a tiny little lamb. 4. Calling someone a panini head. 5. Falling asleep at a restaurant because his order was taking too long. 6. Telling chefs that their scallops are shitty and disgusting and that they'll basically never amount to anything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. And, of course, telling them all to fuck off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Perfectly arranging his vegetables for a naughty chef photo shoot. 9. Calling people fuckfaces. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Expressing profound disappointment in the state of almost every kitchen. 11. And pretty much all disgusting food. 12. And whatever this is. 13. And this. 14. And basically just feeling personally insulted about every shitty, disgusting kitchen he's ever been in. 15. Telling a chef their food looks like Gandhi's flip flop. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Praying that he won't be poisoned... 17. Telling a chef that they're the reason his pubes are turning gray. 18. Chomping on a huge bone? 19. Being really shocked and disappointed by almost everybody. 20. But also being adorable... 21. And friendly with a nice reindeer... 22. And a giant clown. 23. Convincing people that they're basically a huge disappointment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Calling crazy chefs Hitler (and expressing deep disappointment over what appears to be macaroni and cheese). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Getting fed up with almost everybody all the time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Trying not to give up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Telling a steak he wants to die and fuck off with it to heaven. 28. Riding a motorcycle like a boss. 29. Vigorously spitting out food right in front of a chef. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. Shitting himself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 31. Telling chefs how disgusted he is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. Expressing soul-crushing disgruntlement with everything and everyone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 33. And being an all-around awesome guy and probably the greatest chef ever. (h/t gordonramsaygifs.tumblr.com)