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The 5 Stages Of Bungee Jumping Like Beyoncé

Step one: Fully accept your power as a superhuman diva and give yourself to the earth.

1. Step one: Strike a pose atop the building you’re jumping from to demonstrate that you literally don’t care about anything at all, because you are a perfect and flawless human.

2. Step 2: Spread your arms like the goddess that you are and give yourself to the air.

3. Step 3: Become a tiny diva dot in the sky.

4. Step 4: Flash an Illuminati symbol to alert the lowly people below you that you are more powerful than they can possibly fathom.

5. Step 5: Fly off into space and accept your new life as queen of the known universe and all that lies beyond.

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