1. When we first see innocent, dolled-up Miss Third Ward in all the perfection she’s worked for.
2. And then when she smashes that perfection to shit as flawlessly as only Beyoncé can.
3. When her hair literally defies gravity every single time.
4. When the ghost of Beyoncé multiplies into double flawlessness.
5. And when the gravity of our planet refuses to hold Beyoncé’s flowing being to the ground.
6. When the ghost of painted Beyoncé still looks more flawless than literally everybody else.
7. When Beyoncé shows up at the funeral of everybody else’s faves lookin’ fresh and fly.
9. EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF BEYONCÉ WEARING A BLACK CROWN AND LINGERIE.
10. But especially this moment.
12. Every. Single. Flawless. Beach. Dance. Move.
13. But especially this one.
14. When she rolls up to a roller rink on a bicycle looking like this.
17. When this ass shook.
18. And this face was rubbed.
20. When Beyoncé climbed on top of this car and shook her ass so hard, the earth physically stopped spinning around the sun and the universe realigned itself around her hips instead.
23. When she leaned against this fence post.
30. When she threw everybody else’s careers onto the ground.
32. And especially when she floats softly into the most perfect dream our mortal minds could possibly imagine.
33. When she embodies the holy mother herself.
34. When she tries to absorb her own Beyoncé powers so as to stay this flawless forever.
39. When her feminine power grows to its strongest point ever.
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