Everybody Who Saw "The Fault In Our Stars" Really Hates John Green Now

HOW DARE YOU, JOHN GREEN? HOW DARE YOU?

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The Fault in Our Stars officially hit theaters today, and people are already VERY UPSET with author John Green for writing the emotionally devastating, mercilessly brutal, TOTALLY NOT "OKAY" story.

Basically, he ruined everyones' lives:

I JUST GOT HOME FROM A FAULT IN OUR STARS AND I'D LIKE TO SAY FUCK U TO JOHN GREEN

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I JUST GOT HOME FROM A FAULT IN OUR STARS AND I'D LIKE TO SAY FUCK U TO JOHN GREEN

2:53 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

John green can go fuck himself he ruined my life

�roline☯@enchilimpas

John green can go fuck himself he ruined my life

1:23 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

JOHN GREEN THANK YOU FOR BEING SO AMAZING AND FUCK YOU FOR RUINING MY LIFE

katie ||| ashton pls@Nirryously

JOHN GREEN THANK YOU FOR BEING SO AMAZING AND FUCK YOU FOR RUINING MY LIFE

12:26 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

My TFIOS movie review: FUCK! YOU! JOHN! GREEN!

@FroganMeeman

My TFIOS movie review:
FUCK! YOU! JOHN! GREEN!

12:25 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He's a merciless monster who reduced everyone to a pile of ugly sobbing:

FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL ASS FUCKING NOVELS FUCK IM CRYING I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAKING

ethana@BiebsNugget

FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL ASS FUCKING NOVELS FUCK IM CRYING I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAKING

8:00 PM - 01 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

IM BALLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN

kaylie reigh@mushroomvision

IM BALLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN

4:09 PM - 30 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I don't think I've ever cried this hard in my life. A big fuck you to john green

e@elizvbvth_

I don't think I've ever cried this hard in my life. A big fuck you to john green

5:10 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

A BIG FUCK YOU TO JOHN GREEN U ASSHOLE I CRIED FOR A SOLID HOUR AND A HALF AT LEAST

rad mad@queencliffdog

A BIG FUCK YOU TO JOHN GREEN U ASSHOLE I CRIED FOR A SOLID HOUR AND A HALF AT LEAST

6:07 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Survivors of the movie said he was a "sick fuck" who needs to "choke on horse shit."

FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FOR FUCKING WITH MY FEELINGS CHOKE ON HORSE SHIT I LOVE UR BOOK BUT FUCK YOU BYE

mik@garnierfructits

FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FOR FUCKING WITH MY FEELINGS CHOKE ON HORSE SHIT I LOVE UR BOOK BUT FUCK YOU BYE

12:33 AM - 11 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

John green is a sick fuck for writing that book. It's so sad I can't.

Gabby. @gabb_go

John green is a sick fuck for writing that book. It's so sad I can't.

10:01 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He caused actual physical pain:

I have a headache from crying so damn much man fuck that movie fuck you John Green I fucking hate you + your fucking book fuck all this shit

robert paulson.@MarisabeLove

I have a headache from crying so damn much man fuck that movie fuck you John Green I fucking hate you + your fucking book fuck all this shit

5:38 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Some people decided to send their messages right at him:

What the fuck @realjohngreen fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Voodoo doll@_5SOS_Ashton_

What the fuck @realjohngreen fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

6:22 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@realjohngreen WHAT THE FUCK IS WEONG EITH YOU

And everybody else was just screaming at him into the emotional abyss:

FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FOR ALL THEESE EMOTIONS

alex@thats0anthrew

FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FOR ALL THEESE EMOTIONS

5:28 AM - 06 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

In conclusion:

john green thank you but also fuck you.

John Green is the most amazing asshole to ever live.