The Fault in Our Stars officially hit theaters today, and people are already VERY UPSET with author John Green for writing the emotionally devastating, mercilessly brutal, TOTALLY NOT "OKAY" story.
Basically, he ruined everyones' lives:
I JUST GOT HOME FROM A FAULT IN OUR STARS AND I'D LIKE TO SAY FUCK U TO JOHN GREEN
John green can go fuck himself he ruined my life
JOHN GREEN THANK YOU FOR BEING SO AMAZING AND FUCK YOU FOR RUINING MY LIFE
My TFIOS movie review: FUCK! YOU! JOHN! GREEN!
He's a merciless monster who reduced everyone to a pile of ugly sobbing:
FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL ASS FUCKING NOVELS FUCK IM CRYING I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAKING
IM BALLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN
I don't think I've ever cried this hard in my life. A big fuck you to john green
A BIG FUCK YOU TO JOHN GREEN U ASSHOLE I CRIED FOR A SOLID HOUR AND A HALF AT LEAST
Fuck you, John Green. God dammit
Survivors of the movie said he was a "sick fuck" who needs to "choke on horse shit."
FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FOR FUCKING WITH MY FEELINGS CHOKE ON HORSE SHIT I LOVE UR BOOK BUT FUCK YOU BYE
John green is a sick fuck for writing that book. It's so sad I can't.
He caused actual physical pain:
MY CHEST HURTS AGAIN FUCK OFF JOHN GREEN
I have a headache from crying so damn much man fuck that movie fuck you John Green I fucking hate you + your fucking book fuck all this shit
Some people decided to send their messages right at him:
@realjohngreen fuck you
@realjohngreen fuck you
What the fuck @realjohngreen fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
@realjohngreen WHAT THE FUCK IS WEONG EITH YOU
And everybody else was just screaming at him into the emotional abyss:
FUCK JOHN GREEN. FUCK
I HATE U JOHN GREEN HOLY FUCK
Honestly, fuck you John Green
Fuck John Green
FUCK YOY JOHN GREEN
Fuck you John Green
fuck you john green
FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FUVK YOU
fuck you john green fuck YOU
FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN
Fuck you John Green
FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN FOR ALL THEESE EMOTIONS
In conclusion:
john green thank you but also fuck you.
John Green is the most amazing asshole to ever live.