1. He walked in and looked all determined while listening to music and not wearing anything but his Speedo.
2. He and his butt stood over the skyline of Barcelona.
3. He clenched his butt while jumping backward.
4. He stretched his abs and showed them to all of Spain and Spain was like, “Sí. Sí, muy bueno.”
5. He made this face and it was perfect.
6. He stretched like this and aired out his armpit hair and it was all very well and good.
7. Then he made this face again while dripping water.
8. He existed in the air like this.
9. He squeezed this little wet towel.
10. And then he rubbed his head like this.
11. He stood there looking like this in the sunset and everything was perfect and good.
12. He walked with his injured arm in this little baggy thing and everybody was like, “TOM, LET ME HOLD YOU.”
13. And then he dried his hair with a towel like this.
14. He stood there looking wet and holding this little damp towel and just kind of looking at everybody like, “Yeah. Take my picture. I know I look good.”
15. He made this face and stood like this with his speedo barely covering anything.
16. He made this flag blow in the wind.
17. He dove into the water and spread his legs like this.
18. He rubbed his head with this little towel one more time.
19. And finally he stood behind this ladder and looked pretty much naked and then I actually stopped breathing.
- An NFL player paid tribute to Harambe, the gorilla who died at a Cincinnati zoo, on his cleats.