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    35 Animals Who Have No Interest In Being Friends With You

    I just... I have no idea what you were expecting.

    1. This camel who would have been this girl's friend if she didn't make that comment about his luscious neck beard.

    2. These geese who were having a perfect time in the park with this girl until her mom came along and said they couldn't be together.

    3. This orangutan who's just kinda worried that these guys are becoming a bad influence on his dietary habits.

    4. This armadillo who was happy to have a nice swim date but is starting to get annoyed with this woman's incessant splashing.

    5. This cat who was perfectly fine having a slumber party until you pulled out the pink onesie.

    6. This monkey who thought you were fine with helping him practice for his hairdressers' exam but APPARENTLY NOT.

    7. This bunny who thought you could work it out after he became a bunny, but apparently you can't let the idea of his former self go.

    8. This dog who really, honestly wanted to be your friend until he saw you in this Christmas sweater.

    9. This dog who feels like you're more interested in things like walking than he is.

    10. This cat who would be your friend, but frankly, feels like she's getting too old to be around people who act so irresponsibly.


    12. This horse who thought you were taking a funny picture until he realize you were making fun of his teeth.

    13. These goats who wanted a friend who wasn't so scared of getting a little dirt on her dress.

    14. This dog who wanted very badly to befriend these children if not for the wall of fate that stood between them.

    15. These deer who were fine being friends with you until your horn-playing became an all-engulfing nuisance.

    16. These dogs who think your obsession with their culture has gone TOO FAR.

    17. This pelican who actually just doesn't want anything to do with you or your pink kitty sweater.

    18. This cow who is SICK of your games and wants you out of her life.

    19. This dog who appreciates your empathy but thinks your beard game is just too strong.

    20. This cat who was fine being your friend until you learned to dance and now he's afraid you'll upstage him on the dance floor.

    21. This goat who thinks your hair tastes too good for this friendship to remain pure.

    22. This dog who is honestly questioning your dedication to the band.

    23. This dog who's tired of having to motivate you every morning.

    24. This dog who wants to be friends with this guy but is afraid this guy might have a different concept of friendship than him.

    25. This camel who is only using this woman for orange drink, to be completely honest.

    26. This dog who's actually kind of petrified at the thought of commitment.

    27. This horse who would frankly rather devour your entire head than spend another minute with you as friends.

    28. This seal who kinda wouldn't mind being your friend but wishes you two would do more together than just sit around.

    29. This deer who's concerned you're just coming on a little strong.


    31. This kangaroo who WOULD be your friend if you'd share your candy once in a while.

    32. These dogs who would be happy to ride with you more if you bought an actual vehicle and not a moped with a sidecar.

    33. This horse who was kinda hoping for friends her own age.

    34. This llama who is tired of you taking so long to take a damn picture.

    35. And this whale who's actually perfectly HAPPY to be your friend. Congratulations.