Remember M.A.S.H.? It’s Back As A New Game For Adults

The real future is so uncertain, so let this hilarious new spin on M.A.S.H. help you come up with fun, fake ones for you and your BFFs.

Hey, nervous-looking reader! The future sure is scary, right? Lots of uncertainties and tough decisions. Wouldn't it be tempting to take some of the mystery out of it? Leave some judgments to someone else or the spirits that guide chance?

I don't blame you for looking for some guidance! Sometimes you want the universe to decide your fate.

Well look no further than the spiral twist of fate. That's right. M.A.S.H. is back as a new game for adults. M.A.S.H. the Game, a new spin on the old, classic schoolyard game, is here to help you and your friends predict the important stuff, like who is going to be sliding into your DMs later tonight.

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It turns out that if you want to find answers about the future, you have to look to the past. The '80s and '90s, specifically. You can relive all the fun you had in grade school coming up with absurd possibilities for your friends’ futures — shack, hot-pink wedding outfit, celebrity spouse, and all.

Before you break out your gel pens and highlighters, let me explain how this game works.

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First you pick the victim — ahem, I mean player — who wants their future told. They will randomly select a scenario card that will tell what categories to choose from. You and your fellow fortune-tellers can then help decide their fate by each picking two random cards from the deck for each category. Pick one, or if you don't like what chance gives you, you can also write your own on a dry-erase board! The game lets you fill in the results with all the ridiculous, funny, or downright evil answers you want. Then, as per the classic M.A.S.H. game, the spiral decides the player's fate. These results are 100% accurate, so if the cards say you're going to marry Bigfoot, you better look into wilderness-themed wedding ideas.

And since this is a game, you can win it! (All competitive fortune-tellers can take a sigh of relief.) You get points if your contributions are chosen for the final reading.

And because this is the grown-up version (no more crumbled loose-leaf paper and whispered teasing that you have a crush on the kid who tried to eat your hair in first grade), some of the results can be timely, adult-themed, or straight-up NSFW.

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Some scenarios can involve online dating, spicing up an existing relationship, dealing with everyday adult problems, podcasts, and events pulled from the headlines.

You can even play this game remotely over a virtual chat.

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The owner of the game will host and read the scenario, categories, and answer cards out loud. The players can have a say in what cards are chosen and the host can have the official job of spiral drawer. This is a great way to keep in touch with friends and make sure they know that dating a mall Santa is in their future.

And here are more nitty-gritty details about the game:

The game comes with 300 fate cards, 20 scenario cards, 6 dry-erase markers, 16 mystery dry-erase scenario cards, 1 spiral dry-erase card, 1 M.A.S.H. banner board, and four tokens.

Intrigued? Feeling nostalgic for your grade school prophet and wanna torture your friends with outrageous fortunes? Then you should get the game! If you simply cannot wait to start playing, you can download a demo with some sample scenarios and printable pieces right this very second! It'll help pass the time until the physical copy comes in the mail.

Get M.A.S.H. the Game for $19.99.

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