Hey, y’all! Mary here. Proud mama of two beautifully wild and crazy girls, ages 7 and 5.
Lately I’ve come upon the reality that I’m entering a new stage of motherhood. Long gone are the days of diapers and strollers. In my household, we are now ushering in a new era of sports gear and booster seats that can be removed and carried from my car to a friend’s car by the children themselves. Freedom, is that you?? It’s been a minute.
Leaving behind the baby and toddler years feels both freeing and frightening. Sure, when we go to a BBQ, the kids run off for hours on end while the adults can complete full conversations; but also, what ARE the children doing?! Eek. That is a question for another time, though.
Instead, I’m here to talk about all the things I did as a new mom that I look back on now and think, BLESS MY HEART. 😂
But first, a caveat: if your experience was like mine, cool. If not, also cool! This is a Karen-Free Zone so please know zero judgment is coming from this mama. The only person I’m laughing or rolling my eyes at here is myself.
1. Putting shoes on a baby that can’t walk yet.
2. Thinking you’re going to be dressing that brand spanking new baby in super-elaborate, beautiful multipiece outfits complete with lace and 10,000 buttons, only to later realize that if it’s not a zippered onesie, it’s just not happening today.
3. Buying a ton of newborn-sized clothing that will only fit your child for two to four weeks max.
4. Always packing spare clothes for the baby — but not for yourself.
5. Having 80,000 pictures of my kids as babies, but not nearly enough video footage.
6. Lugging ridiculous amounts of things around with you that are supposed to make your life “easier” — but instead just weigh you down.
(BTW, I still have the evidence of no naps that day.)
7. Focusing too much on what other people (or the “experts”) tell you to do.
8. Not being ~extra~ enough with my second child.
9. Not buying maternity pants and nursing bras right away.
10. Making homemade baby food with all the ultra-organic, cage-free things.
11. Waking a sleeping baby up for anything.
12. Using special pacifier holders.
13. Buying more new toys, bouncers, walkers, rockers, and swings than you could ever need.
14. You can have postpartum depression and still be high-functioning.
15. Rolling my eyes at the older moms telling me to “enjoy it” while I’m zombie-walking Target chasing a toddler with a sleeping infant strapped to my chest.
16. Lastly, remember that no expectations actually means great expectations.
What advice would you give to new moms? Or what do you wish someone had told you sooner as a first-time parent? Share in the comments!