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What Are Your Odds Of Surviving Nuclear Fallout?

This is a quiz created for my ENC 2135 class that is supposed to serve the purpose of being both fun and educational. Enjoy! - Marshal White

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  1. What would you do to avoid the flash of the Nuclear Weapon explosion that burns x1000 times brighter than lightning and can blind someone up to 80 km away?

    Cartoon Network - Adventure Time
    I'd just close my eyes. Duh.
    Via Psycho2Go.net
    I'd just close my eyes. Duh.
    Turn the other way. What I can't see, can't hurt me.
    Via Quotesgram
    Turn the other way. What I can't see, can't hurt me.
    Via Quotesgram
    Accept my fate and become one with my inner Ray Charles.
    Via MTV.com
    Accept my fate and become one with my inner Ray Charles.
    Via MTV.com
  2. That flash mentioned earlier can also set all body parts within 10 km on fire. What will you do about that?

    Gotrp Wiki
    I'd run away really really REALLY fast.
    Via SideReel
    I'd run away really really REALLY fast.
    Via SideReel
    Eh, it's fine. I hate the cold anyways.
    Via Clipart Kid
    Eh, it's fine. I hate the cold anyways.
    Via Clipart Kid
    At least I'll go out in a blaze of glory, right?
    Via 2DopeBoyz
    At least I'll go out in a blaze of glory, right?
    Via 2DopeBoyz
  3. A Nuclear Weapon detonation also produces a deadly firestorm that consumes all available oxygen in the area and releases flames hot enough to melt human bodies. What precautions would you take against this threat?

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    I would grow a set of gills to join Nemo and Dory in the deep, blue sea.
    Via Walt Disney Movies
    I would grow a set of gills to join Nemo and Dory in the deep, blue sea.
    Via Walt Disney Movies
    I'd let myself be melted so that I can be reformed into a new, superior shape.
    Via Clipart Kid
    I'd let myself be melted so that I can be reformed into a new, superior shape.
    Via Clipart Kid
    I'm probably going to Hell anyways, so I may as well start getting used to it now.
    Via Giphy
    I'm probably going to Hell anyways, so I may as well start getting used to it now.
    Via Giphy
  4. Now let's get to the blast. The blast alone from a Nuclear Weapon is strong enough to produce hurricane-level winds and level the entire landscape as far as 14 km away. What countermeasures will you use to protect yourself from this?

    JSTOR DAILY
    I'd buy plenty of alcohol for the hurricane party.
    Via Pinterest
    I'd buy plenty of alcohol for the hurricane party.
    Via Pinterest
    I'd savor my last moments by hugging my cat one last time.
    Via Old Maid Cat Lady
    I'd savor my last moments by hugging my cat one last time.
    Via Old Maid Cat Lady
    I'd buy a nice, yellow rain jacket and wind protector to fend off the mighty gales.
    Via Shutterstock
    I'd buy a nice, yellow rain jacket and wind protector to fend off the mighty gales.
    Via Shutterstock
  5. Nuclear Weapon radiation poisoning is known to cause central nervous system failure, fatal internal bleeding, lethal infections, and death. How about that?

    That sounds... Fun....
    Via Barth Family Blog
    That sounds... Fun....
    Via Barth Family Blog
    I've played all the Fallout video games. Where's my RadAway?
    Via Geek.com
    I've played all the Fallout video games. Where's my RadAway?
    Via Geek.com
    *Cries internally*
    Via Reddit
    *Cries internally*
    Via Reddit
  6. It's also important to note that the area a Nuclear Weapon hits will be uninhabitable for decades after impact due to the radiation and inhabitants will be a certain risk for cancer, birth mutations, etc. How will you get around this?

    Medical News Today
    Cross my fingers and pray that I live somewhere else.
    Via Noun Project
    Cross my fingers and pray that I live somewhere else.
    Via Noun Project
    Escape to my beach front property in Hawaii.
    Via Aston Hotels
    Escape to my beach front property in Hawaii.
    Via Aston Hotels
    Donate my life savings to Cancer Research in order to discover a cure before I perish.
    Via Huffington Post
    Donate my life savings to Cancer Research in order to discover a cure before I perish.
    Via Huffington Post
  7. After detonation, airborne pollutants will reflect and absorb the sun's rays of light causing Nuclear Winter. This will include an extended period of darkness and freezing temperatures causing all plant and animal life on the planet to die. Is this checkm

    New York Times
    As long as I have my trusty flashlight and my Ugg boots, nothing can stop me.
    Via Dillard's
    As long as I have my trusty flashlight and my Ugg boots, nothing can stop me.
    Via Dillard's
    I've always wanted to experience death by starving and hypothermia, so I think you're the one at checkmate, buddy.
    Via Keep calm-o-matic
    I've always wanted to experience death by starving and hypothermia, so I think you're the one at checkmate, buddy.
    Via Keep calm-o-matic
    I've lost all hope at this point. Its fine. I'm fine.
    Via Good Enough Mother
    I've lost all hope at this point. Its fine. I'm fine.
    Via Good Enough Mother
  8. How well do you think you did on the quiz?

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    That was too easy. I am definitely not afraid for my life.
    Via University Press Club
    That was too easy. I am definitely not afraid for my life.
    Via University Press Club
    That was moderately challenging. I only cried a handful of times.
    Via Relatably
    That was moderately challenging. I only cried a handful of times.
    Via Relatably
    This quiz gave my crippling anxiety and I would like to speak with the person in charge.
    Via GQ.com
    This quiz gave my crippling anxiety and I would like to speak with the person in charge.
    Via GQ.com

What Are Your Odds Of Surviving Nuclear Fallout?

You got: Sorry, you're gonna die!

Unfortunately, there is no escape from the clutches of death with this type of Nuclear Fallout. It doesn't matter what you do. Enjoy the darkness and crushing despair!

Sorry, you're gonna die!
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