Top 10 Jews

these jews have been hand picked by our editors that we think will make you go "hahahahaha"

#10 - Shimon Peres

shimon peres was a jew who greatly impacted the jewish world and wanted world peace. he recently died in 2016 but that did not effect the wonders he did for israel and their 9th president

#9 - Osama Bin Laden

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despite being the jew responsible for 9/11, osama greatly impacted the world by providing wealth within the middle east. he was unfortunately shot dead by obama in 2011, but obama was born in jail and was never taught the correct way.

#8 - Seymour Schwartz

seymour came to america from israel in 2010 and joined american rapper rucka rucka ali and asian rapper dj not nice. he created many singles for the american people such as 'give a jew some gold' and 'whatchu jewin?'

#7 - Jonah Peretti

Jonah created buzzfeed to make loads of money because he was a jew. he will probably delete this top 10 list because he wants to keep all the money for himself.

#6 - Anne Frank

Anne frank was born during the war and didnt want to give the nazis any money so she lived in her attic for 6 years. she was a very inspirational jew because she proved that jews didnt have to give any money even to nazis.

#2 - Jew Meme

This is a popular image of jew and has been used many times around the internet. It has become a symbol of jewish culture and is praised upon by many jews around the world. It shows a jewish man holding a wad of cash he probably got from being a lawyer or something or sueing someone

#1 - Hitler

Hitler was a jew who was jealous because other jews were getting more money than him so he killed them all. he pretended to not like jews because the german people did not like jews.