Conseco Vs. Bonaduce
And in this corner, one-time Partridge kid, one-time dope addict transvestite killer Danny Bonaduce! He climbed his way out of the gutter to become a ubiquitous, never-say-die host of various television specials who refuses to go away. How can you not cheer for this dude, who has achieved stardom through sheer grit in place of talent? And in the opposite corner, no doubt hiding chloroform soaked pads and Fuji salt under his robe, Master of Cheating and Ratting Jose Conseco! He’s got the tats and the shrunken roid testicals, but does he have the street skills to take on Bonaduce?