When it gets all steamed up, hear it shout.
What do you presume it is that you eat?
Get it... He's fat!
Have a good day at "school"!
This little playa is as smooth as strained peas.
You might want to get that checked out.
My puppy enjoys sleeping almost as much as I do.
The kingpin of baby mama drama has something to say...
My dog Franklin has an interesting philosophy when it comes to food.
Franklin looked especially sad in the park this dreary morning.
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