1.
I've-Had-These-Forever Jeans.
2.
I-Paid-80-Bucks-To-Make-It-Look-Like-I've-Had-These-Forever Jeans.
4.
I-Don't-Feel-Like-Buying-Shorts-So-I-Just-Cut-These Jeans.
5.
I'm-Too-Lazy-To-Get-These-Hemmed Jeans.
6.
I-Haven't-Washed-These-In-A-While Jeans.
Here's your handy-dandy guide for future reference!