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Sup demons / profile says 27 but I’m actually dead inside / looking to trade rants / not into threesomes, if i wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d have dinner with my parents / future nurse, current loser / does not know how to do taxes / passionate about staying hydrated and / imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist / i’m ambidextrous in bed / dating me is like finding out that song you always skip is actually fire / must have little to no baggage / like i wanna be taken care of for once in my life / good luck / join me in my vendetta against overhead lighting / once i was singing ‘defying gravity’ so aggressively while driving i had to pull over and throw up / looking for someone who can tell me what is and isn’t microwave safe / i’m just a curious strip of bacon / Proseco mami / thick raccoon seeks trash / thot leader / can cook minute-rice in 59 seconds / looking for someone to binge with, food, alcohol, netflix, i like everything in excess / i miss being able to see the stars at night / we evolve beyond the person we were a minute before, little by little we advance a bit further with each turn / not my baby / not my baby / that’s my niece / after graduating from college I realized I didn’t hate myself enough so now I’m in grad school / I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot / passionate and aspiring to be popular / they call me Dumbledore cuz I’m the headmaster / for as much as they taught us “stop, drop, and roll” as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life / idk why i’m here / will hold you while we listen to Kendrick and eat ben and jerry’s / looking for a strong woman role model for my cat / i’m a goddess that loves to be in control / not a d-bag / swear I’m not an asshole / i share a birthday with the original American Idol, Kelly Clarkson / looking for sexual exploration grounded in authentic communication and trust / looking for a good bitch to sit on my face / i hope you like bad girls cuz i’m bad at everything / cheers to making mistakes and traveling and dancing / comparing Donald Trump to a dumpster fire isn’t fair to the dumpster fire / i like music and being a disappointment to my family and friends / while pondering the mystery of our essential nature behind all our behaviors and thoughts / my life is about as organized as the $5 movie bin at Walmart / just looking for a nice booty to rub / looking for someone who can eat the other half of my avocado so it doesn’t go bad / ‘i’m here for a good time, not a long time’ is what i tell myself when i eat fatty foods and live a sedentary lifestyle / y’all women are the real savages these days / I’ll be compensating for my mediocre personality with solid dick game / Hilary Duff was the first love of my life but maybe you can be the second / I’m 90% broccoli / contact me only if you have your shit together / just looking for awesome faces to ride / i’m kinda like a spider because crunchy exterior, soft interior / have the body of a t-rex / thick thighs that will crush you to death, i live a strong fat life game / Here for the struggle and the snuggle / 160lbs of linguine in a man-suit / carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comment section in the sheets / when we move, it’s a movement / & I’ve got a few holy places up my sleeve / Not looking for a hookup / not looking for anything serious / I’m looking for other half of my soul / I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at once / Here attempting to fill a void just like you / if your dog or children are in your photos, i will swipe left, i don’t wanna meet or date them / sexy couple looking for our 2nd queen / not looking for a fling, we’re talking life / ain’t gonna venmo you no damn $3.50 you lochness monster / Open to anything just tired of feeling so alone / I can’t stop yelling about gardening these days / tell me / what are the words you do not have yet?/ or for what do you not have words, yet? / what do you need to say? / Fit but definitely likes pizza / summer baby but i like winter for the calm and the twilight and the walking on water / Kind is the new cool / Tryna elevate small talk to medium talk / There’s a certain satisfaction when you’re watching your barber cut your hair / Trying to get into running since it seems like what everyone else is doing / couple looking for our unicorn / couple looking for a female / We are a sane couple / Semi professional chameleon / Let’s go on an adventure / it doesn’t matter what you create if you have no fun / i call into radio stations and pretend to be different people / i am a bitch / a loving woman can turn me into a wolf / I just want to have fun / looking for fun / Been told I look like ted Cruz / i want Lana Del Rey to curb stomp me / Don’t tell me what you do for a living, tell me what you live to do / i am the clouds of a november morning with shades of january / all we need is a bit of rationality and a lot of imagination / i am a flower who can rise up after the wilting / if ur existentially troubled and emotionally unavailable but u still hope to develop a sense of intimacy and attachment / despite the call for the void / hmu / i’m here because my therapist told me to put myself out there / but like / Numb to existence / i’ll be here until the friday when the skies open and we find our place within the great and terrible cosmic heartbeat / i travel, read, learn, succeed, fail, listen, listen again, live, and become / you should know / in filth it will be found / life ain’t picture perfect we use the negatives to develop / everything is performance / everything is real / we are all stardust / and I’m looking / I’m looking / I’m looking
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