1. So you want to go to France and you think it’s beautiful?
2. Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but France SUCKS.
Sénanque Abbey (Vaucluse).
3. For real.
4. Everything there is ugly and unremarkable.
5. Don’t expect anything to take your breath away because it won’t.
En-Vau calanque, Cassis (Bouches-du-Rhône)
6. The landscapes are boring.
7. Even the waterfalls are lame.
8. And don’t even get me started on the beaches.
9. They’re constantly crowded.
Cap Fréhel (Brittany)
10. And all look the same.
11. The food is so gross.
14. So are the mountains.
Val Thorens in the Alps.
15. Could you BE more generic?
Champagny en Vanoise
16. Normandy stinks.
17. And the Mont Saint Michel is just a stupid looking village surrounded by water.
18. Alsace is simply ugly.
19. And so is Burgundy!
Rock of Solutré
20. You thought Corsica would be better?
21. Don’t waste your time!
22. Corsica has literally NOTHING to offer.
23. And neither has Camargue, by the way.
24. It’s just a region devoid of interest and beauty.
28. Lyon is like an ugly wart in the middle of France.
30. And Bordeaux has no class.
31. The volcanos in Auvergne are just vile.
32. And don’t even get me started on the lake Annecy.
33. Lakes in general in France are just gross.
34. Rivers are lame too.
35. The country has no history.
Medieval fortified city of Carcassonne
38. The whole thing is just an offense to my eyes.
39. Seeing this crushes my soul.
Canal du Midi
40. And if you thought that the French Caribbean would be more worthy of your time, you’re in for a disappointment.
41. Because it’s really just as lame as the rest of France.
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