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    13 Things I Wish I Had Packed Before I Went Camping For The Very First Time

    Some creature comforts for the next time you're forced to sleep in the dirt.

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    I recently went camping for the first time and every part of my body hurts. If I go again, I'm taking all of these things.

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    1. An inflatable sleeping pad that requires very little of the air from your lungs to function.

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    All the movies that show people sleeping on the bare ground, then waking rested and refreshed, are LIES.

    Price: $58.99

    2. Or, even better, an actual cot.

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    Imagine my face when I returned home, my back bruised and broken, discovering that I actually didn't have to sleep on the earth itself. Not happy, Jan.

    Price: $214.75

    3. A collapsible solar lantern.

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    Useful for when you inevitably forget your portable phone charger and need a light.

    Price: $26.23

    4. And while we're on the topic, how about a portable charger?

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    This one seamlessly stows cords away into its body, so you don't have to deal with tangled or bent cords.

    Price: $118

    5. A camping lanyard to hang out your many, many belongings.

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    You try finding your shoes in the middle of the night when you need to take a leak, then tell me that this isn't essential.

    Price: $17.99

    6. An inflatable chair for resting your tush in front of the fire.

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    These lounge chairs are much easier to transport and WAY more comfortable than those crappy folding stools your parents loaned you.

    Price: $216.71

    7. A wearable sleeping bag, because why not wear your bedding 24/7?

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    From the bedroom, to the barbecue, you've never seen a ~lewk~ more diverse.

    Price: $399.97

    8. A portable pressure shower!

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    Give it a few hours in the bush and you'll wish you had a way to wash the stink off you.

    Price: $163.93

    9. A portable toilet, because hear me out...

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    IT'S BETTER THAN A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

    Price: $164.86

    10. Water shoes, for all that exploring and nature-loving you will definitely be forced to do.

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    So you might not be able to wear them out on a Friday night, but trust me, these shoes are worth it. I tried walking across a stream in thongs and now I have one thong and several battered toes.

    Price: $27.99-$39.99

    11. This should go without saying, but a first aid kit.

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    If, like me, you only have a couple of loose Band-Aids at the bottom of your bag. It's probably best be prepared for the (unlikely) worst.

    Price: $54.95

    12. Something to keep the mosquitos away. Because they will come for you, trust me.

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    Forget the spray. This device keeps mozzies away using ultrasonic sound, so you no longer have to smell like citronella and feel like you've been painted in glue.

    Price: $69.90

    13. And finally, a waterproof, windproof, apocalypse-proof bag.

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    You'll thank me when you're forced to wade through a riverbank en route to the camping site.

    Price: $29.95