Maybe you’re on your first Tinder date and it’s at an ice cream shop and you’re bringing down the mood with today's political fire and brimstone. Or your bestie’s other bestie from out of town is hanging at your place while your bestie is at work and you're starting to get the feeling they really aren't as into cats as you are. Maybe you just don’t know what to do with your hands. One way or another, you don't want to be that guy. Let’s try one of these instead.
Pennywise the Dashing Clown
So the newest adaptation of Stephen King's It features Bill Skarsgård as Pennywise. And what isn’t there to say about this guy? He’s tall, he’s Swedish, and his brother is Tarzan. It might be worth mentioning when things get awkward. Because speaking of awkward things, we’ve got a bunch of people crushing on a homicidal clown.
Keeping up with Kylie
I mean idk but someone told me she might be pregnant. Which is none of my business. But still. It’s the tenth anniversary of keeping up with Kardashians—that’s ten years’ worth of perfectly contoured material.
Eyebrows.
They’ve been squiggly, they’ve been feathered, they’ve been all over our Instagrams’ suggestions. They're thicc one year, drawn on the next. Really. The options are endless.
The Dollar Cravings Menu
For just one dollar you can get not single, not double, but triple layered nachos. If you’re feeling frisky, and you got an extra dollar, I’ve heard good reviews about the Beefy Fritos Burrito. Because dollar burritos? That's absurd.
Celebrity Comebacks.
Have you seen that new Taylor Swift music video? With the snakes? No? Let’s talk about that. Also if you double dog dare someone to not get hype after listening to Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato, be prepared to witness a failure. It is impossible.
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