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Which Schneider Family Member Are You?

We'll start out easy: What is your favorite food?

Where would we find you on a Friday night? 

You got the aux cord in the family van!!!! What do you play? 

You got Franky Boy! Aka Guppy\_boy! Aka Lover of All Sauce! No one else can rock a pair of Penguins quite as hard or pull off plaid cargo shorts quite as well. You are obviously a man of integrity with a love of sausage, and you greet people with a "howdy!" despite hailing from Nowheresville, NY. As a crowd fav, you're an integral member of the household -- without you, the beer fridge would be far too barren.

Frank

Congratulations, this must mean you are the most hard-working and sociable person you've ever met. Try and get out of a conversation with yourself, I dare you! You are incredibly important to the Schneider family -- without you, no one would ever have clean laundry. Also, the house would probably burn down. Hopefully somebody catches you falling asleep at before dinner today so you can re-explain to them that you are a career woman that wakes up at 4:30am (we all know it's your favorite thing to do).

Anna

You should feel bad about yourself. Maybe try retaking this quiz.

Maria

Congratulations, you're the funniest and most annoying Schneider member (self-proclaimed on both counts)! You might not be the brightest bulb in the fam, but boy do you make up for it in witty comebacks and an actually decent social life. Catch yourself in the popular crew!!! Without you, the freezer wouldn't be filled with 5 pints of Ben & Jerry's, and we can't thank you enough for that.

Tina

Who? Oh, right. Rudy. It's okay, we all forget he's home most of the time, too. Luckily, we're reminded every time he cackles to himself while playing CS:GO with his "friends" online. This flaw is appropriately counteracted by you being the smartest child, far and away. Actually though, the whole Schneider clan is counting on living off your success within the next decade. No pressure!! Until then, keep trying to grow past you statuesque height of 5'4". And get some meat on them bones while you're at it.

Rudy

You actually win this quiz. Bravo. Your reward is you got Anna's loyal sidekick and far and away the most easily likable member of the Schneider family. Also, the cutest member. Also, maybe the fattest, if we're thinking proportionally. Everybody loves you all the time (except for the five minutes after Anna brings a new squeaky toy home, that sound makes ears bleed).

Otis

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