9 Times Courtney Love Was Actually A Mythological Creature

    She's the girl with the most cake. AND SHE WILL LIVE FOREVER.

    This is Courtney Love.

    1. And sometimes she is Charybdis.

    But that's not all...

    2. Sometimes she's a Phoenix.

    See what I mean?

    3. She's a total nymph.

    So, innocence is... well... not really her bag.

    4. Which makes her a siren!

    And that's when she would attack.

    5. And if she were one of the Gorgons, she'd be Stheno.

    Because she slays... GUITARS.

    6. She's as powerful as Athena.

    But that doesn't mean she doesn't have moments of vulnerability.

    7. Which makes her a little devious, like Mormo.

    It's hard being at the top.

    8. There's no way she doesn't have a little Aphrodite in her.

    BECAUSE SHE WILL LIVE FOREVER.

    9. Which mostly makes her Yuki-onna.

    May our rock 'n' roll queen live on!