1. First of all, you just know when you're a Punk Rock Prom Queen.
2. You're a brown paper magazine.
3. You're hotter than anyone's ever seen.
4. As for fun, you're more or less a 10-ticket thrill ride.
5. Which makes you irresistible.
6. Punk Rock Prom Queens are totally worth five stars.
7. Oh, and did I mention that you're a total Triple Threat?
8. You're no one's little red Corvette.
9. People say they ain't seen nothing like you before.
10. And all your friends are super original too.
11. "You just don't impress me much" is your mantra.
12. "I don't wanna treat you nice" is the other.
13. This is your anthem, but you're so much more!
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One of the best pop punk songs ever written, and not to mention, a feminist manifesto... "Three Small Words" is how you got your start, but every Queen has to reign individually.
14. Because you're the one!
15. People look to you for fashion advice.
16. Fun is wherever your friends are!
17. You would never dream of doing anything "illicit" without your buds.
18. Boy bands just don't stand a chance around you.
19. A good joke never gets pass you.
20. But when the time comes, you're all business.
21. And fearless.
22. You love cats... and sexual parodies.
23. Animals love you.
24. When it comes down to putting things in perspective, you're always there to guide others.
25. But most importantly, you know a frontwoman is only as good as her band.
