This is Hayley Williams.
OK, so maybe, like, a million slightly angsty angels.
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Whatever, feeling all the feelings also means you're "soulful," right?
She's the frontwoman of the band Paramore.
But no one really knows who these guys are.
1. She has the voice of a million angels.
2. And she's not afraid to scream.
3. She's basically Björk for teens.
4. But also Gwen Stefani (of the early '00s).
5. In fact, Hayley might just be the spunkiest person of all time.
6. Also: Her skin is literally flawless.
7. She's probably the only person in the history of Warped Tour to get her own cosmetics line.
8. She looks like she could have been made in a Nylon magazine people factory, but guys, SHE'S REAL!
9. She makes being emo aspirational.
10. She leaves little to the imagination in a really, really good way.
Seriously, every Paramore lyric reads a diary entry.
11. She also likes babies.
12. And she's a good friend.
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She is wearing a studded fanny pack. SHE IS WEARING A STUDDED FANNY PACK!!
13. Oh yeah, and she's also the most adorable person to ever walk this earth.
14. And despite whatever your shortcomings are, she's still into you.
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