I've been here for 10 minutesI'm at Cafe Baccio grabbing a quick coffeeI'm in the shower, I lost my voice, I'm not comingWalking down 3rd jamming to 5th HarmonyIn the library among the shelves, you know where to find meStill at Cooper, haven't left yetIn the bathroom, having a heart to heartTrying to find an advisor to sponsor my witchcraft clubIn a ViaAt your grandmother's birthday party
Definitely not the plankDj-ing the dance partyScary feetBoat pose, guys boat pose is a real thingWrestlingScreamingPush upsWall SitDANCE PARTYI don't exercise
LucySallyPeppermint PattyMarcieFranklin (the black one)Charlie BrownWoodstockThe little Red Haired girlSchroederSnoopy
I'm a messEvery woman is a lesbian at heartShut up Bernard, I'm doing somethingShmoop goop ba doop, I have two guns and you have no eyebrowsAnything with the word "wicked" replacing the word "very"Oh my lawdHellaHow's everyone doing?I love taking advantage of sexism in the acting industryWait what?
Everything is your faultFlyingToo perfect to get yelled atYou don't want it enoughToo smartShit before classYou're lateCause you're white breadPull your pants upIts just a release of tension
Looking for MarchaelHerbologyDungeons and DragonsMasturbatingA CappellaWatching Buffy The Vampire SlayerConsuming 3rd wave feminist literatureDancing his pants offStaring into the voidGoing home
Black and Yellow -Wiz KalifaWaving Through the Window -Dear Evan HansenCorner of the Sky -Pippin*Takes a drag from a cigarette* Ah musical theatre, so bourgeoisLifeboat -HeathersDefying Gravity -WickedThink of Me -PhantomI missed my audition...Chitty Chitty Bang Bang -Chitty Chitty Bang BandA Medley of Every Musical Song Ever
A clone of yourselfAdam (from the Bible of course)Kerry WalkKristen StewartBlonde white girlsGreta GerwigMy boyfriendAnyone BUT CrosbySome dadNicholas with the blonde bowl cut
Which Member Of Ellen's Favorite Acting Class Are You?
You are a strong independent woman who enjoys the company of other strong independent women (and subservient men). You're into Goodwill turtlenecks, queer theory, and one time you did a wall sit for 40 minutes. You are bright and intellectual and no one can tell you otherwise. ;)
You are frequently seen in mom jeans and inexplicably dumb t-shirts. You're a not-so-southern southern belle who speaks mostly in jibberish. You yell during rehearsals, but you're sensitive to "raging animosity" and can smell it from a mile away.
Do you drink Power-C Vitamin Water? Are you a Phillies Ball Girl? Then you might be Temaya! You may be seen at rehearsal beating up Bernie or sharing anecdotes about other fruits and vegetables.
Congratulations! You are the straight, white, cis-gender male of the group. At rehearsal, you may be caught jamming to Fifth Harmony and wearing your signature lime green sneakers. You are the personal water boy, set mover, and lighting designer of the class.
Mazel Tov! You got Malachi! Once you showed up to rehearsal with Sprinkles Cupcakes so that was awesome. Your mom looks exactly like Ellen and everything gets blamed on you. You're the charmer of the group and can frequently be caught cuddling up with someone during rehearsal or finding the best videos on youtube.
Unfortunately you've been Scuttered... You spend most of your time discussing Marvel and recreational activities ;) You spit inspirational knowledge that no one listens to. You feel personally victimized by anyone who isn't black, but we love you bud.
You're a California girl who can't handle these New York winters. You can be seen wearing sandals to Thanksgiving dinner. If you go missing, you're probably just with Paige.
Zoinks, you got Al (short for Albert). When you're not pussy footing around you're playing D&D with all Colin. You take everything in Proof personally because you're from Chicagoland. You love deep dish pizza and you will personally fight anyone who says otherwise.
You got Dennis Quaid! You're often found making dad jokes and singing show tunes. You talk about how nothing matters and wishing for death, but at the end of the day, you're just a little bean in a big world with a strange job.
You got Emily, where are you?? You're MIA during rehearsals and are often found at your brother's band concerts. You have a boisterous laugh and sometimes can be manic in your scenes but your commands are always interesting.