Books·Posted on Nov 5, 20147 Brutal Literary Breakup TextsSorry babe, I gotta Ishbail.by Mallory OrtbergBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Ron and Hermione Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Romeo and Juliet Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Cleopatra and Mark Antony Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Arwen and Aragorn Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Sir Lancelot and Elaine 6. Zelda Fitzgerald and F. Scott Fitzgerald Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Jack Kerouac and any woman ever Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF For more texts from your favorite literary characters, check out Mallory Ortberg's Texts From Jane Eyre, available now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF