7 Brutal Literary Breakup Texts
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1. Ron and Hermione
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2. Romeo and Juliet
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3. Cleopatra and Mark Antony
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4. Arwen and Aragorn
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5. Sir Lancelot and Elaine

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6. Zelda Fitzgerald and F. Scott Fitzgerald
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7. Jack Kerouac and any woman ever
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