1. Ron and Hermione
Warner Bros. / Via itwasjustapromise.tumblr.com
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2. Romeo and Juliet
Bazmark Films / Via if-youcantsleep.tumblr.com
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3. Cleopatra and Mark Antony
HBO / Via morevna.co.vu
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4. Arwen and Aragorn
New Line Cinema / Via wrathandruin.tumblr.com
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5. Sir Lancelot and Elaine
NC Wyeth / Charles Scribner's Sons / Via en.wikipedia.org
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6. Zelda Fitzgerald and F. Scott Fitzgerald
Mediapro / Via magdalenapyzio.tumblr.com
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7. Jack Kerouac and any woman ever
Future Film / Via takeustoglory.tumblr.com
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