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1. Ice cream cones that have lipgloss on one end and a pen on the other.
2. A sweatshirt that'll remind you to be yourself.
3. A pet rock you can wear around your neck.
4. A wee narwhal nightlight for anyone who's still a little afraid of the dark.
5. A series of prints that combine cats with food.
6. A set of pencils for the person whose favorite words are the four letter ones.
7. A backpack that looks like an ice cream sandwich.
8. A calendar with personality.
9. A pair of "Spocks" to keep your feet warm.
10. Glassware that looks as drunk as you are.
11. A trio of nesting dolls with picture frame faces.
12. A journal to keep track of all the delicious things you eat.
13. A tank of "jellyfish" to keep on your desk.
Warning: Your productivity will most likely go down after powering this baby up.
14. A personalized rolling pin.
15. An undead cribbage board.
16. An elephant mug with a built-in compartment to put your tea bag in.
17. A mouse pad featuring the best quartet in television history.
18. A baby sloth bowl to store your rings in.
19. A hypnotizing print.
20. A unicorn with a corkscrew horn.
21. A meow-some set of highlighters.
22. A poster featuring a map to the introvert's heart.
23. A mug to help you make the perfect Bloody Mary.
An important part of a balanced breakfast.