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22 Reasons The Belchers Are Better Than Your Actual Family

Who wouldn't want to join the Bob's Burgers clan?

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1. They practice teamwork.

2. They're comfortable with each other's bodily functions.

Gene's curious, but not disgusted.
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Gene's curious, but not disgusted.

3. Actually, they're just straight-up comfortable with each other's bodies in general.

Everybody's got one.
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Everybody's got one.

4. They have the best ideas for Christmas card photos.

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5. They know how to share a bed.

The key is to break it up into designated areas...
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The key is to break it up into designated areas...

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...and leave room for thrashing.

6. They've got each other's backs.

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7. They'd teach you how to be a burger-making master...

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8. ...and let you try your hand at coming up with a Burger of the Day.

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This was a controversial choice by Louise.

9. They make sacrifices for each other.

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10. They have a variety of fun holiday traditions.

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11. They're honest.

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12. They work together to solve problems.

Gas 'em out, Gene.
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Gas 'em out, Gene.

13. They make sure to celebrate important milestones.

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14. They're a little nuts (in a completely wonderful way).

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15. They have topnotch dancing skills.

Lords of the dance.

16. They support one another.

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17. They help each other out when it comes to matters of the heart.

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18. They're patient.

Gene is happy to wait until Linda finishes her exercises.
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Gene is happy to wait until Linda finishes her exercises.

19. They have an unlimited supply of erotic reading material.

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20. They remember meaningful moments in each other's lives.

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21. They make even the most mundane activities hilarious.

Like grocery shopping...
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Like grocery shopping...

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...and household cleaning.

22. And they stick together.

Family pride.
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Family pride.

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