3.A biker jacket — it can keep you comfortable and looking cool during the hustle and bustle of the holidays.
4.An eye-popping, machine washable, traditional Carhartt coat to show that you can stand out and be impeccably practical.
5.A seriously heavy-duty SD-L Parka because winter means business and you won't want to show up unprepared.
6.A hinto jacket to keep you warm while hiking through some beautiful wilderness, even though you and your coat will obvi be the best view.
7.A plus-size overcoat so sophisticated you can wear it whenever you go to your mom's, to make her think your job as a barista artist pays enough that your BFA at Pratt was worth it.
8.A tie-on cushy collar coat — it's basically the perfect way to support your neck while snoozing when you fly home for the holidays, and it will be envy of everyone else traveling who'll be stuck using their sad neck pillow.
9.A faux-fur bomber jacket we would describe in the same way we would describe our perfect man; soft yet strong, good looking, emotionally supportive... okay maybe, "wind-resistant" will be more accurate IRL.
10.An inconspicuous peacoat which'll seam just perfect, you fashion-savvy (bat) man.
11.A cloak so totally witchy you're sure to turn some heads... into whatever you want.
12.A pupper parka for when winter decides to rain cats and dogs.
13.A faux-fur coat that'll make people go (drumroll please...) bananas.
14.A shiny blue puffer coat — it just may be the trick to living your best Smurf self.