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    28 Shirts That'll Say It Way Better Than We Ever Could

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    1. A pair of shirts for the Cher to your Dionne (~as if~ you'd give it to anyone else).

    2. An inspirational tee with some legit life advice to get you through these adulting years. And let's be real, funny as it is, you know you're sure to look ~possum~ in it.

    3. A top that'll let everyone know you are not messing around when it comes to appropriate apostrophe placement.

    4. A sassy shirt to throw on when your ex comes to pick up their good-for-nothing stuff from your apartment.

    5. A simple black tee that's a solid way to take a stand while still showing a lot of love.

    6. A vintage-inspired shirt that just might be the best outfit to don on your next first date — a subtle way to let them know what you kids will really be doing if you go to your place after dinner.

    7. A tee with an eco-friendly statement your mother (earth) would love.

    8. A pastel pink tee that'll show you write, direct, and star in your own story. And lemme tell ya, it's a great one.

    9. A funny T-shirt with some serious dad humor that may seem a little... prehistoric.

    10. A statement shirt for anyone who loves being a little unicorny every once in a while.

    11. A tee with a double meaning every new parent can throw on when they wake up in preparation for the (hard but wonderful) daily playground grind.

    12. And then a pair of powerful shirts for those mini guys and gals we work hard to raise into wonderful full-sized people.

    13. A top that'll boast your water-saving skills so well you'll deserve a celebratory drink.

    14. A pair of shirts to rep your favorite person and place in the Marvel universe.

    15. A blunt T-shirt for the person who believes honesty (not punctuality) is the best policy.

    16. A surprisingly charming botanical shirt so you can ~plant~ yourself in front of any rude dudes and let them know what you really think.

    17. A cutesie tee your young and sweet dancing queen 17-year-old self is gonna be very jealous of. Don't understand the reference? ForgetABBAit!

    18. Or a shirt for all the anti-dancers who know rock n' roll is their literal soul.

    19. A bright and sunny shirt that'll explain your intricate personality to a T, I mean, an F.

    20. A relaxed tee sure to be the ~breast~ shirt you've ever owned.

    21. A pair of shirts people who work in retail can truly connect with — give it to the coworker who gets you through your overtime, and wear them with a smile as you deal with difficult customers all day.

    22. A shirt that won't make you feel like you have to keep your emotions locked up in a ~cage.~

    23. And if a Nicholas Cage shirt isn't your side of a fashion statement, this Groot tee is another way to show off your emotions — one you know everybody is sure to ~marvel~ at.

    24. A wild feminist sleeveless tee for anyone ready to go take on the patriarchy one top at a time.

    25. A bowling tee is gonna come in handy when you've got someone hanging around who needs to get the heck outta your lane.

    26. A rolled cuff shirt that'll make the perfect call when it comes to dating advice.

    27. A T-shirt so funny it's sure to ~kill~ the next time you're out to brunch.

    28. And finally, a shirt made for people who have a personal bubble policy that is definitely ~set in stone.~

    That moment when you find a shirt that truly speaks to you.

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