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1. A genius T-shirt roll holder that'll keep all your shirts neat and easily accessible. If a cluttered dresser drawer is your biggest pet peeve, this nifty hanger is about to save you from yourself.
2. A handy Souper Cubes freezer tray sure to make it ~souper~ easy to freeze things like soups and sauces. With this you'll be able to heat up a perfect portion without waiting on an entire pot to boil. That's right, Virgos. We found a way to organize soup!
3. A sight word Bingo game you can gift to your kiddo if they too share your affinity for educational gaming and your (borderline terrifying) competitive nature.
4. An herb stripper with a specific cut-out for each different type of herb. Oof, that efficiency is downright delicious.
5. A set of car hooks so your gorgeous Gucci dupe gets the respect it deserves. This is gonna be so much better than leaving your bag on the seat and hoping everything doesn't spill out when you make a sharp turn.
6. A password book, because you are not the person who stares at their screen trying to remember password questions like "Who was your best friend in first grade?" You have your passwords in front of you. And your childhood best friend was math tests.
7. A magnetic visual timer that'll come in handy when you need a break from work and you decide to (productively) procrastinate. 15 minute kitchen cleaning sesh in between meetings? Go for it! The clock is ticking and you love a challenge.
8. A sock and underwear organizer to make sure your ~drawers~ are organized.
9. An extra-large dry erase calendar so everyone in your family can see *exactly* what is going on each day. You've managed all their schedules to a T and all they need to do is look at them.
10. A can dispenser that's gonna make finding the chicken noodle soup a cinch when you're feeling sick and don't feel like digging through the food storage to find what you need.
11. A travel-sized antiseptic and pain relief spray, because your friends won't know what they should bring on an outdoor adventure, but they'll assume you have it. Spray-on Neosporin? Yeah, of COURSE you brought it.
12. A lock bag for folks who know that their most important papers should be kept somewhere *safe*. This is even fire- and waterproof!
13. A waterproof travel bag, because you take pride in your packing skills. Sure, you know how to put everything in its proper place, but adding a waterproof space is gonna make efficient packing that much more satisfying.
14. A pack of dresser labels for making sure those Pisces you're raising put their clothes in the proper spot.
15. A leak-proof trash can that'll protect your pristine Prius from the trash that accumulates when you and your BFF make a much needed coffee run.
16. A set of colorful fine-tip pens sure to be the write purchase if note taking is your #1 hobby.
17. Or genius highlighters with partially clear points so you can actually see the lines you are marking. A clean highlight is a happy highlight, after all.
18. A heavy-duty laundry sorter cart that'll divide your clothes the way YOU know they're meant to be. Simply dividing the dark from the light is just Star Wars nonsense. Laundry day deserves to be taken seriously.
19. A purse organizer for keeping your bag full of every item you could possibly need while out...without compromising on staying impressively organized. Oh, your child needs a bandage? They're in your bag (and color-coded).
20. A set of six pantry organizers that'll keep snacks on hand, keep your fridge looking crisp, and also prevent any spills or drips from making a mess. Cool.
21. And a 10-piece set of drawer organizers so that even the hidden parts of your house look like perfection.
22. A towel holder you can mount on the wall to give your bathroom a spa-worthy vibe while making sure your fresh towels are not confused for (egads!) used ones.
23. Acorns, an app that'll put your spare change from everyday purchases toward stock portfolios, so you can watch your investments grow without any of the work. So responsible! So efficient!
24. A moisture meter you can place deep down in the soil to know exactly how much water your plant is getting.
25. An aromatherapy spray that'll soothe your senses and help you fall asleep if you're prone to stay up counting your worries rather than falling asleep by counting sheep.
26. A stainless steel cleaner for wiping up grease, stains, and fingerprints faster than you're able to say "cleaning the sink sucks." Turns out, it doesn't have to with this stuff.
27. A set of wad-free pads – they're gonna keep your bedsheets from tangling in the wash. No one has time to dry their sheets twice. Get this and keep those laundry clods from wasting precious drying time!
28. The Sack Pack – a kit with an activated charcoal body wash, body balm cologne, and a spray to help balance out your pH levels. Healthy skin needs a consistent routine. And you might love a routine even more than you love your skin.
29. A special mug sure to satisfy meant-to-be-Virgos who know that spreadsheets are the spice of life.
30. Some cushion supports – they're gonna bring life back into the sofa you've been living on the last year. Slouchy cushions are about to be a thing of the past!
31. A glass soap dispenser that'll spruce up your space. Clean up your sink by saying "goodbye" to those unappealing plastic bottles.
32. A laser leveler with one 360-degree horizontal beam and one 140-degree vertical beam to guarantee your taxidermy collection looks its very best. Oh wait, you don't have one of those? You're missing out.
33. A cabinet door organizer so your awkwardly shaped plastic wrap and cutting boards won't get left out when your roommate can't find an obvious place to put them.
34. A slide-out storage tower you can hide in any tight crevice to give yourself some spiffy extra storage space.
35. And finally, a Winc subscription, a service that sends you four or more bottles of wine each month. Living the Virgo life is hard work. You deserve a drink.
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