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1. An encyclo~poo~dia with a load of useful health facts your poo can predict.
2. A box of fibrous cereal specifically made to get you pooping like it's an olympic sport.
3. A toilet light so you can find and use the bathroom in the middle of the night without blinding yourself.
4. A diaper wipe warmer to keep your baby's buns warm during nighttime diaper changes — because you'd also be screaming if someone wiped a chilly moist napkin on your bottom in the middle of the night.
5. A flush sensor sure to make germ-haters feel the love for your super sanitary toilet.
6. A bottle of Poo-Pourri so you can spray your tank before the stank.
7. A potty putter that'll be a relaxing activity when you need a little extra sitting time — just make sure it doesn't become a ~hazard~ in the bathroom.
8. A toilet paper holder — don't let traditional toiletry storage ~cloud~ your judgement, this thing is a conversation piece everyone is gonna love!
9. Or if you don't have room on your walls, a tiny storage shelf made for bathrooms that are so small there's hardly room for extra toilet paper in the first place.
10. A toilet cleaning wand sure to bippidy boppidy boop your poop away!
11. A minimalist training seat to help your kiddo learn how to use the bathroom without compromising the aesthetic you've got going on your throne.
12. A book on pooping in public, because it's best to go into the bathroom as prepared as you are to go into the boardroom.
13. An attachable bidet for anyone who wants to save on toilet paper and get squeaky clean at the same time.
14. A roll of birthday toilet paper sure to be a b-day memory they're not ever gonna be able to ~wipe away.~
15. Or a thing of TP you can ~roll~ out any time of the year.
16. A sneakily chic plunger that'll make your bathroom look so good you could almost forget the nasty (but necessary) purpose it serves.
17. A potty training book that might sound too good to be true, but anything's worth trying when it comes down to poo.
18. A Squatty Potty to truly ~step up~ your deification game.
19. A spiffy toilet kit for when soiling your pants sounds better than pulling down your pants and sitting on the sketchy toilet seat in front of you.
20. A set of flushable wipes, because sometimes you're gonna need a little something extra to feel extra clean.
21. A toilet decal Moaning Myrtle would be jealous of.
22. A pack of two toilet handles so you can adjust the toilet seat for your bathroom needs without actually needing to touch the toilet seat.
23. A swim diaper, because your little swimmer seems to think the splash pad is just a decoratively-flushing toilet.
24. A wall decal for some clever toilet decor that turns your throne into an iron throne, no dragons needed.
25. And finally, a crappy book sure to be perfect reading material while you get the job done.
Now get on your throne and do your thang!
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