1. A genius T-shirt roll holder to keep all your shirts neat and easily accessible. If folding is your kryptonite and digging through your shirt drawer is your biggest pet peeve, this nifty hanger is about to save you from yourself.
The Roll Keeper is owned by Kelso, Washington's resident crafter, Traci. Traci has been crafting for over 40 years and created her storage design to help organize vinyl, soon realizing that it was the perfect organization solution for much more. Her shop has versions for bottles, wrapping paper, pens, and more. Don't miss checking out this small business!
Promising review: "This fits perfectly behind a bifold door to the closet. I have one on each door. It's a quality product that utilizes space that was wasted." —Juno
Get it from Amazon for $13.99+ (available in two sizes and two colors).
2. A nifty sign many a friendly dog owner is gonna see the appeal of. Sure, your lab loves everyone. That doesn't mean they won't sound the alarms whenever someone dares knock on your door.
This family-owned small business is run by Calvin and Megan LaBelle in Holt, Michigan.
Promising review: "The sign turned out great. I could not be any happier. Thank you!" —Shirlee Macauley
Get it from MalWorksCreations on Etsy for $35+ (available in two hanging styles and three materials).
3. A terrific toenail brace that'll flatten out your nail and prevent it from jabbing into your skin. Your ingrown toenails will soon be de-feet-ed.
The kit comes with 10 toenail braces and the materials needed to apply it. You should start seeing results within three days.
Promising review: "I never realized how curved my toenails were. I thought the pain I had was just normal and a fact of life. Only when I read about the Curve Correct product, did I realize that I had a major problem, and it could be resolved! Now I'm on the way to normal, flat toenails, that DON'T grow curved into my skin!" —Jamie H.
Get the kit from Amazon for $44.99.
4. A beard bib, because seeing hair in the sink truly makes brushing your teeth a dreadful ordeal. This just might be the passive-aggressive "present" your partner needs in their life.
5. A vibrating alarm clock for early birds who are worried about waking up the whole house when it's time for your morning jog.
This alarm has sound if you'd like it use it. And it's VERY loud – even the heaviest sleepers won't stand a chance!
Promising review: "This alarm clock has been a lifesaver/marriage-saver, LOL! My husband wakes up for work super early, and every morning, he would wake myself and my infant son up with his obnoxious alarm clock! I started to look into a vibrating alarm and decided on the Sonic Bomb to use the vibration feature only, and let me tell you IT WORKS and IT'S AWESOME!!! If you need a tactile alarm clock, I would definitely recommend the Sonic Bomb!" —Jessica
Get it from Amazon for $34.99+ (available in six colors).
6. A tongue scraper, because cleaning your tongue is an important part of oral hygiene — use this to take off all that bacteri-yuck.
Promising review: "Unfortunately I, like many, suffer from bad breath and have tried so many things to stop it. I read that sometimes it's the germs on your tongue that can cause it, so I went crazy trying to brush my tongue. Of course we all know how that ends — gagging, watery eyes, and it still looks like that gross film is on your tongue. I finally decided that maybe it was time to get a tongue cleaner and it had to be a stainless steel one because they are easier to clean and sterilize. This product is really easy to use and I can get very far back on my tongue without activating my gag reflex. Also, it doesn't have the feeling like brushing with a toothbrush does. This cleaner just glides across my tongue, taking all the icky germs and bad breath with it. I love my nice new fresh breath and bolster of confidence!" —jordanb
Get it from Amazon for $8.63.
7. A planchette hand soap for folks who insist on celebrating spooky season all year long, even while they're washing up.
My favorite kind of people!
This small biz is located in Austin, Texas. Browse their Etsy page to find ghoulishly cool art, masks, and handmade soap. And be sure to check out their Instagram account @miya_nikole for shop updates.
Get it from Coffin and Cauldron on Etsy for $8.
8. An electric bubble massage mat that's waterproof and has a built-in heater. This thing is gonna give you some truly spa-level soaks.
Promising review: "This product provides a great massage technique for my back muscles. I experience a lot of pain and tension in my shoulders. And I have chronic pain in my lower back. I also like the aromatherapy pad. What a great soothing and relaxing experience for the low cost." —Octavia
Get it from Amazon for $147.69.
9. An anxiety journal with useful exercises and prompts you can use time and time again.
Promising review: "I bought this for my sister and myself. Anxiety is something you can learn to quell by being more aware of the thoughts and triggers for them and developing ways to cope. This helps a lot!" —pinktiedyelove
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $21.99.
10. A surprisingly aesthetic natural wood essential oil diffuser with a car vent clip that'll let you use all your favorite essential oils in your car, saving you from suffering through the scent of faux plastic pine air fresheners.
This comes with a lavender essential oil.
Promising review: "I’m very particular when it comes to scent so I’m picky about choosing products for my house and car. I’ve always used car air fresheners but was looking for an alternative that wouldn’t give me a headache with an overpowering chemical scent for my long commutes. This oil diffuser is a great alternative to other generic brands. The scent of lavender essential oil is lush, soothing but not overpowering which is great for de-stressing during my commutes. You can also place it on top of your work desk for a subtle and soothing aroma. The diffuser came in high quality packaging with two petite reeds sticks. Highly recommend it!" —Ellena
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
11. A bag of organic Death Wish coffee for anyone who truly believes in the phrase "death before decaf."
Promising review: "Ok folks words of warning....if you have heart conditions, ration out your coffee. If you drink 24 oz Starbucks' grande, you need a 8 oz. of this as your FIRST cup. I'm serious; heed my warning or you could end up cleaning your entire house, doing all your yard work, making love to your partner, waxing your car, building a garage or single handedly raising the Titanic on your own; all in the fist hour after drinking this wonderful coffee. You have been warned!" —ITsTheXFactor
Get it from Amazon for $17.49 (available in dark and medium roast).
12. Or a 12-pack of Mango Chainsaw Liquid Death — a flavored sparkling water that'll be beloved by anyone with a sense of humor and a hankering for a better hydration station in their house.
I'm not shy about my inappropriate love for this water brand. I have sweatshirts, hats, and decor dedicated to it. My fridge is always stocked with the sparkling water. Now that they have flavors available? I need a bigger fridge. The Severed Lime is definitely the crowd favorite, but I like the sweet taste of the Mango Chainsaw. Go forth and hydrate.
Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (also available in four other flavors).
13. A pasta measuring tool for cooks who are incapable of using their ~noodle~ when it comes to solving the dreaded "how much dry pasta is too much cooked pasta" life quiz.
14. And a spaghetti strainer you can get out when you have a ~monstrous~ appetite and need your bod full of carb-filled fun.
Promising review: "My wife received this as a gift from me, and she smiles every time she pulls it out from its home in the cabinet. That alone makes it worth five stars in my book, but it's also sized nicely (just slightly smaller than a 'standard' colander), made of very strong plastic, and the extremely expressive eyes make for great handles. What's not to like?" —Gentlemen Rook
Get it from Amazon for $23.95.
15. A trio of Pit Liquor deodorant that'll be a hit with anyone who wants a deodorant with earth-friendly packaging, sensational smells, and a formula that actually works. Oh yeah, these do all that and more! Go ahead and drink that in.
I use Pit Liquor! I *love* using different aromas but my husband hates the smell of perfume, so I find more mellow options to get some good scent on my skin. I'm a sweaty person and these aren't antiperspirants, so I use another deodorant at night, but I stick with this stuff because I LOVE how I smell when it's on! The coconut rum with lime is...maybe too delicious. I'm a big fan.
Promising review: "I’m new to Pit Liquor and I got this bundle to try out a few different scents. I have to say, I’m really impressed. I love that there’s no residue and it works really well (even after a workout). My favorite so far is the whiskey lavender and I like to apply it right before bed (after a shower). It even doubles as a little bit of sleep aromatherapy!" —Felicia
Get it on sale from Pit Liquor for $43+ (packs available in two sizes).
16. A bottle of wine drops, a natural sulfite and tannin remover — add a few drops of this and you can enjoy your drink without worrying about getting a headache afterwards. Why does wine treat us badly when we love it so much??
One of these will treat up to 55 glasses of wine (up to nine bottles!). You need 1-2 drops for a white wine and 2-3 for a red.
Promising review: "This product was really amazing. I buy a lot of stuff on Amazon and never write a review, however this product is worth writing one. I've used the Wand as well and like it, however the biggest drawback of the Wand is having to explain why I'm using it to others and causing undue attention. This is a quick solution to that issue. The product itself works great. I get bad headaches whenever I drink wine, however with this product I'm able to drink two to three glasses without the headaches. I'm not sure exactly what causes the headaches, whether it's tannins, sulfites, etc., however I just know this cures the issue. I'm sure there are those who are skeptical, I certainly was, but I can truly say it works for me and hopefully others will find success using it as well." —luke
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
17. A machine washable coloring tablecloth sure to put your easily bored babe in the right ~frame~ of mind when you expect everyone in the family to sit together at the dinner table.
18. A caffeinated butt mask — it's gonna be a useful addition to the (rear) end of your skincare routine.
19. A keychain bracelet can help those of us who suffer through playing an eternal game of hide-and-seek with our house/car keys.
Wichita, Kansas is the home of Tart Design Co., where owner Claire Tourtillott creates one-of-a-kind home goods and accessories. Tourtillott refers to her design style as a happy medium "where sweet and sour designs meet."
Promising review: "This is my favorite thing. I used to lose my keys and this has been by my side since it got delivered. It’s so convenient and cute! I also bought my mom one and she loves it. Thank you for the color options! It’s so hard to choose." —Marina Fuller
Get it from Tart Design Co. on Etsy for $15.50+ (available in 16 band colors and seven charm styles).
20. A Sriracha keychain that'll spice up your life...literally.
It comes empty so don't forget to fill it up!
Promising review: "I purchased this keychain combo pack as a joke for my son's birthday. Sriracha is his favorite condiment and he has been known to bring a full-size bottle with him when he goes out to eat. He was thrilled with this! It was his favorite gift!" —DixieKnitter
Get it from Amazon for $11.43+ (available in three sizes).
21. A coffee table from BloomingTables — you can simply ~plant~ this in front of your sofa and let the compliments roll in. I own this and I have never, in all my years, had a piece of furniture receive so much attention. People go wild over this thing!
I have a coffee table from this San Diego–based small biz and I LOVE it. I am an unapologetic maximalist — my apartment is chock-full of eye-catching decor that's all fighting to be the statement-making centerpiece of my home, but this coffee table is officially the winner. The table is completely leak free, and the draining valve keeps me from overwatering my furniture (a thing that is possible with this table, because the future is now). Be sure to check out the site's Instagram for inspiration!
Get it from BloomingTables for $389 (available in two colors).
22. A TikTok-famous pick 'n' peel stone — a reviewer-favorite anxiety activity that may also help redirect your nervous habits, like picking at your skin or nails. This soothing alternative is sure to ~rock~ your world.
Pick 'N Peel Stones is a Pennsylvania-based Etsy shop established in 2020 that specializes in pickable painted lava rocks. Owner and creator Renee Benn designed this clever fidget toy to "calm your anxious mind." BTW, don't forget to buy the paint goo to go with it!
Promising review: "I love my stones! I think it's a great idea and as someone who struggles with skin picking I have found these really helpful. I will definitely be buying some of the refill paint so that I can keep using them." —Etsy reviewer
Get it from Pick 'N Peel Stones on Etsy for $10.99.
23. A suction cup holder for turning a basic bath into a bougie, boozy bath.
Promising review: "My husband came home one day from a long day at work and I heard him pop open a can of beer in the shower. When I asked him about it, he explained the 'shower beer.' Upon some research and a little help from his best friend, I found this amazing product. Upon giving it to him (just because), he exclaimed that I was the wife of the year/century/eon. I'd pay $13.95 one hundred times over to see his happy face and receive such positive words of affirmation. Plus, I can enjoy a shower beer/wine/sparkling water too! Highly recommend this product for a spouse, friend, or family member!" —Catharine Garza
Get it from Amazon for $13.95+ (available in six colors).
24. A giant clothespin towel holder — this'll make sure your family members actually hang up their towels after using them.
BarwoodShop is a small Etsy shop based in Adirondack, New York, that specializes in custom wood decor. Owner Matt was born and raised in Upstate NY, and his love of nature and exploring gives his fun woodwork some real personality!
Promising review: "Perfect! I just love these. We only have a small area to hang towels and this was just the solution we needed. Well made!" —Gretchen Santos
Get it from BarwoodShop on Etsy for $25.97+ (available in eight colors).
25. A toilet paper holder to give you something to do in the baaahthroom when things are taking so long you decide to start counting sheep.
26. A pack of eight blooming lollipops — you won't have a ~lick~ of regret grabbing this fun treat. Just throw the sticks in your garden and soon you'll have "candy" plants peeking up outta the ground!
How does the planting work? The lollipop sticks have seeds inside! Once the receiver finishes their treat, they can plant the sticks horizontally and cover them in soil, give them some sun and water, and watch their plants grow! Each set includes unique flavor combinations that grow different plants: sage/marshmallow (grows sage), lavender/lemongrass (grows lavender), peach/marigold (grows marigold), strawberry/basil (grows basil), champagne/rose (grows rosetta cosmo), rosemary/mint (grows mint), lemon/thyme (grows thyme), and vanilla/hibiscus (grows baby blue eyes).
Promising review: "I like to garden and my grand-nephews like coming to the garden and picking plants they like. These lollipops are a great way to get them started planting, watering, and watching!" —Lori
Get them from Uncommon Goods for $20.
27. A pair of light saber chopsticks are sure to be a surprisingly practical utensil set.
This set includes two light saber chopsticks. The "Force" is strong with these (i.e., batteries are included).
Promising review: "These are the coolest chopsticks I have ever seen. The instructions for use and cleaning were clear and concise and the light that they give off is amazing!" —Jennifer P. Lane
Get them from Amazon for $12.97.
28. A bottle of drinkable glitter for convincing your kids that their milk/water/juice is as fun as it is healthy. Just a spoonful of *glitter* helps the beverage go down!
I'm such a sucker for weird/fun finds online. I impulse bought this the very first time I saw it and, ugh, I adore it. It is such an unnecessarily silly thing *and yet* it really has made for some fun, spruced up, sips. It has no taste, lasts forever (you need very little per cup), and it'll certainly brighten up a boring drink.
Promising review: "The glitter was excellent and made the beer shimmer just as expected. Everyone loved it and stared at it with wonder and delight. The glitter does coat the glass, making subsequent beers glittery. I recommend jiggling the keg a bit, so the glitter doesn’t settle. This is a great product. I will definitely buy again." —Jennifer Konecky
Get it from Amazon for $10.87 (available in 25 colors).
29. And a food tray that'll satisfy parents of picky eaters. *Any* idea that gets picky kids to eat is a good one...even if that means playing with their food.
Promising review: "Unbelievable!!! I'm sooo extremely thrilled with these plates. My granddaughter is four and she's been a very, very picky eater since she was two. We've tried every trick in the book to get her to eat her veggies (something other than chicken nuggets, spaghetti, mac and cheese). This plate changed that — now she asks for second helpings of broccoli!! I was so thrilled I ordered all varieties of these plates." —Lisa Sernick
Get it from Amazon for $17+ (available in six styles).
30. A set of seat gap fillers, because the number one beef you and your car get into isn't about that constantly blinking check-engine light, it's how often your french fries and cell phone fall into that barely-not-hand-sized abyss between the seats.
It'll also prevent any french fries from getting lost down there, too. 🍟
Promising review: "I watched the episode of Shark Tank this was on. I have had incidents where things have dropped into the gap between seat and console and what a pain that is! This product is so simple and easy to install. I highly recommend it and wonder why I didn't think of it first." —the crew dog
Get a set of two from Amazon for $24.99.
31. A zipper puller that'll help you zip up any outfit, even if it was designed by someone who just assumed everyone must have double-jointed elbows. We don't.
Promising review: "I purchased this zipper puller for a very dear friend of mine. She recently lost her husband after 62 years together. She loves to dress up and was concerned that she would not be able to wear dresses with back zippers, that was always her husband's job. She was so thrilled when I gave her this gift, she actually cried. Sometimes the smallest of gifts brings so much happiness."—reds
Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in three colors).
32. A travel Poo-Pourri that's small, subtle, and ready to save you from feeling down in the ~dumps~ when you really need to use a public toilet and know there's a line of people outside who are trying not to think about why you're taking so long.
Promising review: "I think this is the most adorable thing ever. I bought it so I could keep it in my purse, but once I started working in an office, I decided to tuck it into my desk drawer. It's discreet, and when I need to go to the restroom, I can bring it along without anyone noticing. Now I don't need to use obnoxious chemicals to mask the smells. One of the women in my office has a sensitivity to chemical perfumes, so I'm sure she'd appreciate that I'm not contributing to her suffering." —brinnet
Get it from Amazon for $7.39.
33. A machine-washable rug with such a rad style your maximalist mind just might accidentally let this thing slither into your shopping cart. Whoops.
I have the runner version of this rug! I actually own two Ruggable rugs. After I got one for my living room I knew this was the best type of rug for my home. I have cats and have a bad habit of wearing my shoes indoors...having rugs I can throw in the wash feels heaven-sent! And they are cool. Way too cool.
Promising review: "This rug looked brilliant online but is that much better IRL. I just washed it the first time and it looks like new. 100% recommend!" —Anna O.
Get it from Ruggable for $109+ (available in two colors and several sizes).
34. A strawberry vase — this is gonna look, ahem, *berry* cute as a centerpiece on your dining room table.
Promising review: "Oh my god I am obsessed with this. This is literally my favorite purchase I've made on this website. When I got it I was so excited. The paint is very vibrant and pretty and it's a lot bigger than I thought. I'm in love with this vase and I think you will be too. You need to get this." —Jemma
Get it from Amazon for $25.95.
35. A kid-friendly Pillow Cube for tiny toddlers and big-kids alike. These are designed for providing comfortable neck support, helping your kid actually sleep through the night.
I love Pillow Cube! I switch from sleeping on my side to sleeping on my back at night and this is the best pillow for that. The kids' version above might be more fun than the traditional options, but Pillow Cube's loft design makes them all worth the splurge! You get a pillow based on your height, meaning it won't be too tall for you to comfortably snooze with. You can even take a quiz to make sure you get the best pillow for you! Love that.
Promising review: "We have one of each and they are amazing. My kids absolutely love them and take them everywhere. I’m also enjoying my sloth. We are one happy family. Thank you for designing these adorable pillows." —Jennifer Florez
Get it on sale from Pillow Cube for $59.99 (available in four styles).
36. And finally, a very boring banner you can keep out to make sure your house guests know you will *not* be entertaining them...no matter how entertaining your decor may be.
FYI most of the products from this shop are made to order and thus, they take a little extra time to ship — keep that in mind when making your purchase!
FunCult is a woman-owned small business run by Caitlin Holcomb from Aurora, Illinois. My maximalist heart is oozing with adoration over all the banners available and the rest of their goods are just as delightful. Their Instagram is a ton of fun, and their logo is so great I want it...tattooed to my body.
Promising review: I am absolutely obsessed with my banner! It was such an amazing addition to my party. Everyone loved taking pictures in front of it. Thank you!!" —Elizabeth Stone
Get it from FunCult on Etsy for $40+ (available in three styles).