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1.International bestseller Crazy Rich Asians, because it's so hilarious and engaging it'll be loved by avid readers and nonreaders alike (particularly because it's about to be the best movie ever).
2.A set of emoji cookie cutters for anyone who's hard on themselves and always saying their baking taste like ~poop~, when you know their food actually deserves all the heart-eyes.
3.A massive inflatable unicorn you should preorder now because it's gonna ~blow up~ their basic home decor.
4.A pair of stunning floral frame earrings sure to be a great way to put the ~petal to the metal~ in any growing relationship.
5.A dog lamp that'll put a smile on the face of any friend who may have put you in the cone of shame.
6.A darkly humorous children's book for celebrating your relationship in this life...and maybe the next.
7.A proboscis monkey to say, "I care about you enough to spontaneously give you a proboscis monkey." In fact, it may be the only way to do it. Who ~nose~?
8.A pair of sunglasses that'll be a subtle way to throw some ~shade~ at your BFF when you're kinda mad at them but still wanna show them some love.
9.A mermaid ring you can give someone just to ~sea~ the smile on their face.
10.A pair of pajamas for the kind of spontaneous sleepover gift you know won't turn out to be a ~lemon~.
11.A car charger so they can always have someone dancing while they sing in the car, even when you aren't in the passenger seat.
12.A cute reusable tote for friends who want to get their eco-friendly habits ~in the bag~.