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1. A geometric panel curtain that'll add some texture to your rental's walls while leaving the *actual* walls bare. What's a landlord's favorite thing to count? Holes in the drywall.
2. A custom velvet curtain in a thick, rich fabric is sure to add an elegant touch to your living room. There really is something about velvet that makes a place look every flavor of fancy.
3. A subtle diamond pick that's totally gonna be an ~acute~ angle in your space.
4. A botanical blackout curtain so you can enjoy some leafy greens even when you'd rather not see the sun.
5. Or a solid color option for night owls, like myself, who like sleeping in waaay past sunup. Sunrise is for suckers!
6. A spice colored curtain with embroidered details that'll really pop in a home with a vintage vibe. Hey 1977, I like what you've got going on.
7. A linen cafe curtain sure to make your kitchen look lovely, while also hiding your face from your kids when you're cooking and they're playing in the backyard. Avoid eye contact or they'll beg you to make snow angles outside. Why can't kids feel the cold?!
8. A botanical window panel – it's gonna give you a thrifty floor-to-ceiling tapestry your artistic heart is sure to love just as much as your wallet does.
9. A cotton linen number in a soft cream color with bold edges. It'd be a real ~tassel~ trying to find another option with the same edginess and elegance...better grab this one while you can!
10. Semi-sheer pocket curtains for going all-in on your cabin decor.
11. A thermal curtain you can hang above your front door to give your entryway a glam look *and* to keep that pesky draft from getting inside if your old home is less than insulated.
12. A pair of sheer drapes that'll show all your visitors you really do have a di-vine sense of style.
13. A sheer linen panel — a sunny option for apartment dwellers who want to keep light in their apartment while blocking the view of the neighbor's bathroom window at the same time.
14. A goth backdrop to give your room a romantic vibe and transform your modern fourth-floor walkup into the Victorian "mansion" you know you deserve.
15. A pair of color-block curtains that can easily go with any room or choice of decor. Sometimes the simplest choice is, in fact, the best choice!
16. Floral lace curtains for adding airy, beachside vibes to your place (even if there isn't a beach to be seen for miles around).
17. A vintage, two-layer set that'll make your library the perfect setting for sitting down and digging deep into your favorite fairytales.
18. An ombré option sure to add a touch of color to your plant family's living quarters. Picture either of these surrounded by a bunch of green leaves. Heaven.
19. A mod set that'll prove a simple pattern is more than meets the eye.
20. Buffalo plaid curtains for embracing parts of the trendy farmhouse aesthetic that should never, I repeat, never go out of style. Perky picnic patterns included.
21. A beaded panel – it's be a great addition to a dining room, kitchen, or any other location where privacy is not a necessity, but style IS. Go ahead, let the neighbors peek in and see what great taste you have.
22. A thick hummingbird curtain sure to have your heart all aflutter.
23. A vintage botanical pick I personally find so gosh darn charming I can't be-leaf anyone can handle living life without it.
24. Two story curtains — a practical pick for homeowners who have a whole lot of window to deal with.
25. A patchwork pair that'll give my maximalist cottage-core SOULMATES the bold patterns they deserve!
26. A floral scroll choice sure to delight viewers who loved Bridgerton so much they wanna live in it.
27. A lace piece for adding a warm, delicate touch to your blessedly boho decor.
28. And finally, motorized curtains that'll feel like magic every time you draw the curtains.
My reflex reaction when my spouse thinks we don't need hummingbird themed curtains:
