8.A string of solar-powered neon lights sure to make your backyard look like something out of Avatar.
9.A cat drinking fountain, because cats don't trust still water and are often dehydrated as a result, but they'll definitely trust liquid oozing out of a dainty daisy (because they are unpredictable a-holes like that).
10.A kitchen caddy every organized germaphobe is gonna love having in their spotless (sanitary) kitchen.
11.A pair of lightweight running shoes so good looking you could wear them with your wedding dress and people would still be like, "I'm cool with that."
12.A mid-century modern walnut chair that may help convince your girlfriend that you really do have great taste.
13.A package of 216 smiling binder clips, because if you add a cutie clip on your assignment you'll easily get you an "A" on the 14 page essay you wrote four hours ago (your next 215 assignments are looking better already).
14.A bamboo body brush to softly exfoliate and massage your struggling winter skin.
15.A lion's mane for your doggo, because you know he is the actual king of the jungle (or at the very least, king of the jungle gym).
16.A billowing canopy to make a whimsical reading nook out of any corner of the house.