Hello, my fellow shorties! As vertically-challenged people, we have to stick together because we get a lot of sh*t from people who've clearly never had to stand on their tippy toes to reach something. So, without further ado, here are 11 things we short people are all collectively tired of hearing from tall folk. Ready? Let's go.
1."I feel so big next to you!"
2."How do you reach the steering wheel?"
3."I don't date people shorter than me."
4."Wow, I can see right over you."
5."Your head's the perfect height for my arm rest."
6."Want me to grab that for you?"
7."You're so cute when you’re angry."
8."How do you even get dressed in the morning?"
9."Sorry, but we have to make sure you're tall enough to ride this ride."
10."How's the weather down there?"
11.And lastly, "Do you shop in the kid section?"
So, that's it for this list, but please drop a comment if we forgot something that really grinds your gears as a short person!
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