250 belly button rings…mine isn’t even pierced.
My friend’s mom was at a dive bar in Delaware. A guy came up to her and said “you have beautiful eyes, I have beautiful eyes. Together, our children will have beautiful eyes.” They are now married—and yep, you guessed it. Both of their daughters have beautiful eyes.
Response to What’s Your Worst Valentine’s Day Experience?:
I bought him really expensive NHL tickets. He gave me a stuffed lemur and a bag of M&Ms.
Response to What’s Your Worst Hookup Experience?:
He came in my eye and then left via the window.