Music·Posted on 29 Nov 201624 Tweets That Will Make Socially Awkward People Go "Ack! That's Me!"Skills: Spinning away from conversations Wonder Woman–style.by Maggy van EijkBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nathan Miller @nathan_CCMiller You haven't experienced true awkwardness unless you've waved back at someone who was actually waving at someone else 04:16 AM - 19 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ㅤ @preaching i hate when i first meet someone and i'm all shy at first like no this ain't really me just wait 01:00 AM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. james nielssen @cool_as_heck Date: I love dogs Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] my dad is a dog 08:01 PM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad *calling you out of the blue* Hey I was just overthinking something you said a couple months back. Call me back when you have a chance! 06:18 PM - 19 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jacob Swift @Jacob_Swift16 [date] Her: OMG my dad keeps texting me he's so annoying Me: [hoping to impress her] yeah he's a piece of shit 05:26 AM - 17 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. G @Angrytrashman I do the mannequin challenge every time a stranger knocks on my front door. 04:44 PM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Al Dente @six_2_and_even an unrequited high-5 from 1989 is still haunting me 12:23 AM - 29 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Michael @Home_Halfway INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'* 09:17 PM - 01 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture. 04:37 PM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. B @anerdonfire2 Spinning away from conversations Wonder Woman style is quite effective 07:41 PM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jeff Newton @yonewt Sometimes I get flustered by waitresses and I say things like "Abso-fruit-ly!" and they laugh like I'm so clever but we both know 10:20 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Chez McCorvey @CelebrityChez In retrospect, "so I guess we would all look the same if we were made into sausage" was probably weird small talk for a funeral. 03:34 AM - 10 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Lindsay @Rollinintheseat The best part about it getting dark earlier is that it's socially acceptable to go bed earlier. 11:42 PM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. summerofbenny @summerofbenny "I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure." - Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently. 04:15 PM - 21 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. unanimated corpse @davidkenny100 Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals" Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?" 04:37 PM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. moody monday @mdob11 *someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground* 02:33 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lisa Marie @xLiserx *First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet. 04:13 AM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Jake Vig @Jake_Vig [elevator small talk from now on] THEM: So what's new with you? ME: Not much. Living an unimaginable nightmare. You? THEM: Same. Same. 07:24 PM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. moody monday @mdob11 [making small talk at work] What do you think about abortion? 12:59 PM - 22 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Katrina @EyeSeeYou619 [keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent] 08:38 PM - 23 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Some Copywriter @testicleas I'm not antisocial I just don't people. 04:54 AM - 29 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite